now, look here

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

you're laughing. they're launching rudyard funn into space in september and you're laughing

i cannot wait for chat gpt to implode so i can stop hearing my boss talk about how often he uses it

oh this man is just like. fully unwilling to think for himself

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform

That thing where the coveralls are unzipped and the arms are tied around their waist like a belt...