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idk if this is controversial or not, but I really like when non-professional writing like fic has hints of author bleedthrough when it comes to like, what different people assume is common knowledge. Like sometimes I’ll be reading a fic and it’ll just be obvious that the person writing it is either obsessed with medicine or has been to medical school, because they’ll use terms that are just a shade too technical without explaining them. It’s never the super specific stuff that they’d know other people are unaware of, it’s always the things that once you’ve known it for a while you forget it’s niche knowledge. It’s fun because as a fanfic reader it reminds me of how this is a fun hobby community, where everyone has their own thing going on outside of fandom. Everyone’s got their own specialties and they can’t help but write that into their work sometimes
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this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler
for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her
my partner was a TA for an intro-to-subject course in grad school. finals week rolls around and the students are required to submit this big module assignment they've had like a month to do for a decent chunk of their grade. if you've submitted everything, you'll see a summary screen with a star beside each module name showing it's been completed.
an hour before the assignment deadline, he receives an email from a student claiming they completed the assignment, but the system is not allowing them to submit. there's an image attached to the email. partner goes to open what he assumes is a screenshot of that summary page.
instead, he sees that the student has taken a photo of their laptop from about 2 feet away, with that page open. strange, but it wouldn't be the first time a college freshman has lacked the tech literacy to take a screenshot. he almost doesn't look twice at it, but he realizes something about it just feels a little bit...off. so he zooms in.
the student had CUT STARS OUT OF CONSTRUCTION PAPER and TAPED THEM TO THEIR LAPTOP SCREEN BESIDE EACH MODULE NAME. you could see where they actually had completed the first couple of modules, but the stars for all the subsequent ones were like, double the size of the first two and exactly as uneven/irregular as you'd expect if you were freehanding them with scissors.
probably would've been quicker and easier to just photoshop them in but no, this student took a refreshingly creative, arts-and-crafts approach to getting an academic misconduct case
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Just because of some stuff I saw yesterday: if you are a minor online, please do not openly identify yourself as such. It is not safe, it allows adults who want to interact with minors for bad purposes to know you are one.
There are different, safer ways to accomplish your goals than to do that.
You do not need to identify yourself publicly as a minor online to:
Ask that people respect your boundaries
Not create or interact with adult material
Not be a victim of harassment
Not give away personal information
All these are normal things anyone of any age can do online.
If you are being invited into spaces you don't want to be in as a minor, or which people have asked you not to be in as a minor, decline for any or no reason. If an adult wants to do something with you they should not with a minor, decline for any or no reason. If people do not accept that, they are not people you should be interacting with. Don't pretend to be an adult, just don't say you aren't.
I understand that recently, more people under 18 tend to say that they are under 18 to protect themselves online. People who are not dangerous don't need that information. People who are dangerous will gladly use it because they know you are vulnerable. You are not protecting yourself.
As an adult who doesn't really care to interact with minors, I probably won't interact a lot with you if you are "young." That's not hard to catch from the way people act online. If you are "young" I care about you being safe and not victimized by opportunists, regardless of your birth year.
Protect your identity and safety on the internet, and if you are a person who is vulnerable, be a mysterious figure. Make silly posts. Complain about "people you know." Complain about "living with your parents."
I know you want to interact online. You have to be safe if you do.
You don't owe anyone personal information ever at any time. But also, be wary of cheeky fun posts that try to prompt you into sharing where you live or your age by proxy — posts like "oh tell me where you're from and your thoughts about X" or "tell me your thoughts on generation whatever" may seem innocent but you may end up exposing yourself when you interact with them.
I soooo was inspired by your Duke Stanley that I just had to draw it! (me, probably, somewhere in the past).
Please accept this humble offering to your AU that haunts my mind and forces me to sleep in garbage cans
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Or more like the first draft of a scene that needs a lot of changes and improvements - I say so you won't judge too harshly :)
Just as instructed by the castle staff, Jimmy knocked twice on the heavy wooden door and entered the Duke's chambers.
They were everything he expected, unnecessarily grand and lavish with gold and expensive paintings adoring the walls and ceilings. A pure waste of money. The velvet curtains alone would be enough to feed the townsfolk for a year straight.
Jimmy stepped further inside and almost overlooked the haunting figure sitting by the window. The man was dressed inappropriately light for the deathly cold of the northern region. Jimmy shivered just looking at him in his flimsy silken robe.
The Duke looked bored and tired, so much unlike his usual self, always hanging off the Duchess arm and smiling at her in adoration.
The rumors were true, Jimmy supposed. Whenever the Duchess went away on a hunt the Duke would fall into a deep depression and refuse to leave his chambers until his lady love returned.
Jimmy suppressed a scoff. He had to keep up the act until he found the right opportunity to carry out his mission.
The highborn scum has never suffered a day in his life if his wife leaving warranted all this moping. With the power he held, he could serve his people and protect them like the knights and kings in the fairytales Jimmy used to love as a child. Instead all this man did was waste a fortune on jewelry and clothes and to entertain his wife.
Jimmy stood in the middle of the room and watched the Duke twirling his wine glass.
He cleared his throat. Maybe he hasn't noticed him entering?
The Duke took a sip of his wine and didn't so much as breathe into his direction.
Jimmy clenched his fists and waited. The bastard did it on purpose, ignoring him. An ugly stain in the otherwise perfect room, not worth "his Lordship's" time. Jimmy flushed in anger and looked down at the spotless marble floor, each tile worth much more than his own life, the life of the townsfolk, his childhood friend's…
The bracelet around his wrist slithered impatiently.
"You're not the maid."
Jimmy flinched and straightened up, arms behind his back.
"No, your Lordship. I-"
"I have not given you permission to speak."
Jimmy lowered his head and bowed.
"My apologies, my Lord"
It was the wrong thing to say. The Duke looked down at Jimmy in disappointment and thinly veiled disdain.
"And now they send me an uneducated commoner who can't even follow the simplest of orders." Jimmy closed his eyes and flushed in embarrassment.
The Duke sighed.
"You will address me as "Your Grace". Do you understand?"
Jimmy kept his mouth firmly shut as ordered and nodded.
"I asked you a question."
"Y-yes, your Grace."
With Jimmy's words the Duke lost interest and he went over to the dressing cabinet and faced the mirror. Jimmy, at a loss of what was expected of him, stayed in the middle of the room, bowing.
"Undress me."
Jimmy lost his balance as he swung his head around in surprise and stumbled forward.
"Your Grace?" He stammered out. This was not part of the assassin's handbook. At least not the one that Jimmy liked to follow.
The Duke stared at him for a long moment in the mirror and only explained himself after Jimmy started squirming under the unreadable gaze.
"I wish to change."
Ah, right. Of course. The hatred Jimmy felt towards nobles came back in full force. They fancied themselves too good to lift their hands for anything, even for something as simple as changing their clothes.
"Yes, your Grace." Jimmy said in newfound determination and made his way across the room. This was the perfect opportunity to strike. All Jimmy needed to do was grab the Duke from behind and muffle the scream as he stabs the bastard's heart and takes the head back to his client.
The Duke spread out his arms and invited Jimmy to take off his robe.
He swallowed hard and obeyed. The snake around his wrist tightened and the head stretched farther out, urging Jimmy to pull the hidden dagger out and finish the mission.
The silk robe slipped down and all plans to kill the man in front of him evaporated.
Every inch of the Duke's body was marked with dark blue and yellowing bruises. Wilting flowers on an unhealthily pale canvas. Badly healed gashes and pointy bumps running down the back completed the picture. Jimmy realized in horror that he could count every rib and vertebrae on the man's body.
His hand hovered over a particularly bad bruise.
"What happened?" Jimmy breathed out.
"You're forgetting yourself." The Duke said, indifferent to his inner turmoil. "Keep your eyes down and your hands off. If you so much as try to touch me again, I will cut off your head for the insult."
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I so love the colours and the pose! And the expressions! Jimmy looks ready to act on the smallest command and yet he's waiting! And Stan! Stan! Gah! I have no words! The bun suits his Duke look so well! @proxterminator thank you so much!!!
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