BabyChocolate Bread

Amen! 🙏

The same brand selling free-range, cage-free and cage eggs is really funny both because it's so revealing of the illusion of free consumer choice but also because it implies fuck some chickens in particular

moral of the story and a lesson i think everyone can take from this is don’t expect yourself to just get over your bad habits through sheer force of will. it won’t fucking happen. instead make them as annoying as possible to continue. make them completely unsatisfying. sabotage your bad habits.

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain

The computer used to do something very basic & helpful and now it doesn't. I'm gonna complain.

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

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Woah dude

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So we're all gonna let the new Harry Potter show die on the vine, right? No hatewatching. No thinkpieces. No videos about how bad it is. Deprive it of oxygen and let it wither away unremarked-upon and unprofitable; make HBO lose their entire investment and prove to the corporate entertainment sphere that the entire IP is poison. And spend that time doing something that brings you joy instead.

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

any ship can be problematic because I have the heart and soul of a depraved pervert

I used to just like. forget to leave kudos on works. and I would never comment bc like. "oh who would want to hear from me" self deprecation type shit. and then I uploaded to ao3 for the first time and got kudos and comments on my works and was like ohhhhhh. this is juice reward.

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine