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@fleshengine
No kids, we're 18 and up here.
I like talking about sex and drugs and stuff. Scram, it's not for your safety, it's for my comfort and I want nothing to do with children.
Hello! Hi! I'm fleshengine, you can call me Flen. Iβm your famous mutualβs famous mutual. I won't bite, unless you ask for it.
This post got long, here's this break for you if you're desperate to start reading my silly little posts or something.
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So in your ideal world, creatures would flash would instead have a typline like the mystery booster playtest card "lightning colt" ("instant creature - horse") with instant being a supertype instead of a card type?
Yes.
MTG creatures are already pushing the bounds of the typeline on the card. "Just one more lane" i suppose
Some blockhead just asked if Asgore pollinates Flowery will he end up pregnant in dark world
You ain't leaving comedy gold in the tags.
@hiimhdere
hang on I'm a little behind on deltarune lore wha tthe fuck
we need more clothing that accentuates how elegant penises can be
I mean this btw, this isn't a shitpost. Dicks can be really pretty and beautiful. But the clothing made for being pretty and beautiful is not designed for the person wearing them to have a penis.
Clothing is a form of communication, a social signalling language that tells other people what kind of person you are. When certain types of clothes don't work with certain types of bodies, that's messed up because they lose out on that opportunity to express themselves. This is why plus size clothing is important, fat people deserve to be able to express themselves through their clothing. What genitals you're rocking doesn't display with most kinds of clothing. But for the ones that matter (lingerie, tights, etc) there should be options for the bedicked among us.
Also bulge should be as acceptable as boobs. Please can bulge be normalized.
we need more clothing that accentuates how elegant penises can be
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Trans woman hating bigot for y'all to block.
i like using people like it as a block list to block other hateful users but this feels like i stumbled into a whole new dimension. what the actual fuck.
transandrobros will imagine a fictional scenario entirely opposite to reality where they're oppressed and we're the privileged oppressers who get extra special attention and support, and then get mad because they think they live in that scenario
It's because they think we're men and oppress them on the basis of "male privilege." You gotta look past what they say and see the substance in their politics and actions. They talk about us the same ways terfs do, they just replace AGP and TIM and faggot with "trans women" and "binary woman" and shit like that.
I count myself pretty lucky. I don't have my ideal body, but my ideal body is basically what both of my aunts on my dad's side are rocking, so I fully believe it is not only possible but likely I will be able to achieve it.
sunlight on tummy is actual art btw
shut up im MLM fuck you
IDC about your essential oils
what if I told you I wanna worship your pussy, but I have a nuanced and complicated relationship with worship that involves engaging with both the positive and negative qualities of the worshipped entity, y'know adonaj echad and all that, so god is responsible for when you fall in love, but is equally responsible when you break your arm
so I guess when I say I wanna worship your pussy I mean that I completely embrace the experience moaning from eating it as well as the neglect my body will experience when I get addicted to eating it
(I would not be sending this if I didn't feel so fucking @ed by your post)
The pussy is one! I mean yeah, fuck it, letβs do real monotheism about pussy (as opposed to what christians call monotheism). The pussy is responsible for your orgasm, but it is also responsible for your bruised knees and tired tongue, and you will thank it. Embrace the pussy in all her wisdom. She knows what you cannot. You may try to learn, to interpret, but she will always know. She will always know when you should be pressed into her. It is not for you to say. Obey her and she will keep her word with you, and you may follow her. She will taste of milk, and honey, as you may kiss her as though she was your brother and taste of her ripe pomegranate juices. You know she is the real thing. Kol Haposel B'Mumo Posel.
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hi so i didnt wanna make a post like this but i was very suddenly told i need to be out of my house of ~7 years within a stupidly short timeframe with no funds. i don't have any resources to speak of, i don't really have a place to go rn and its all looking quite bad for little old me.
if you've got a few pennies to spare it would be very very helpful.
Go to paypal.me/hollyx3 and type in the amount. Since itβs PayPal, it's easy and secure. Donβt have a PayPal account? No worries.
if you don't have any pennies to spare pls tell your friends about my bandcamp where i make epic secret elite music
you'll never guess what my name is
i have no idea how im gonna pick my life up but i will do anything and everything to scrape it all back together. even a reblog helps. ty and stay safe
A Waymo vehicle delivered two 15-year-olds, who were drinking alcohol and shooting small water beads out of the car, straight to police.
I'm sure it's totally fine and normal and great that the taxi spies on you and will just deliver you directly to the police :)
This definitely can't be something that would be used in an abusive or arbitrary way :)
Law enforcement for sure wouldn't abuse something like this :)
This was predicted in 2015
I got into the passenger seat. There wasn't a driver seat. But after two turns, something felt wrong: the self-driving Taxy was heading the
just off the top of my head, this has been a common scifi trope since at least the 90s. pretty easy to predict
"tumblr trans women are obsessed with the gender binary!" say the people who insist trans men can never be men, solely define trans women by their rape organ genitals, erase that trans women can have vaginas/belittle neovaginas, erase the existence of tma nonbinary people, erase the existence of intersex trans women, refuse to stop calling transfems "dude," "guy," and "man," insist men are actually oppressed for being men, and constantly insist trans women (both no-hrt and with hrt) can never experience misogyny like they, the "real females," do.
Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope
Stop by Sultan Gyros Grill at 4222 University Wy NE, Seattle, WA 98105 if you live in Seattle or visit. It's really good and it's real cheap.
also like the whole "do you ever leave your house" insult thrown at trans women, as if there isn't a systematic bigotry that'd make trans women stay in the house. like. you gotta remember what all these lines mean in context of society.
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little sisters make perfect fleshlights, that's because they're made of flesh and are light
BUT!!! You have to make her fatter!!!! ok? she'll still be a perfect fleshlight but she's gotts be fatter ok?
had the thought whilst undergoing anesthesia, "man i wish my owner was doing this instead"
