#1 victim of broodparasitism

I'm a 21 year old writer/english major trans woman from Washington State. I'm also a spidergirl, idk if I'm a furry or therian with it, but it's pretty neat. I'm also a shambling pile of vat-cloned meat in the shape of a human. I'm also an ominous blue eye starin' at you on your dash, but don't worry it's cuz I love you. Idk, identities are hard when you're trans, and have a dissociative disorder, and have an illness that causes chronic pain. I could list all the labels that apply to me but I find microlabels exhausting, I'm a cool gay girl, I use she/it and you're welcome to figure the rest out yourself.

DMs are open (I think?), the ask box has anons on. You're welcome to talk to me, as that's what I'm here on tumblr for. Be careful tho, talking to randos on the internet is how I ended up in a throuple with two beautiful women, so watch out.

This is a personal blog, first and foremost. I'm going to be stupid and gay with my girlfriends, I am going to shitpost, and I'm going to occasionally make longer form posts about things I'm passionate about. Those things can be anything from MTG, to kink, to philosophy. If you follow me for one of these things, and don't want to see the other stuff, tough shit! My tagging system sucks ass and I don't even use it all the time.

If you follow this account, you will occasionally see untagged porn, kink, violence, gay sex, magic the gathering, and existentialism. If you want solid tagging go to my art blog @terriblearmoire or my gimmick blog, which no one knows the name of.

That said, here's my tags I use. #smoochuals - something a mutual posted or added in a reblog #posts that make me gurgle - I thought this post was hot and wanted to be able to find it later. #wowzers - often coupled with the above tag, I arbitrarily use one or the both of them. #revving the engine - thoughtpieces, anecdotes, rants. really any sort of long form text post. #pilfering my old corpse - posts I've stolen from my old, dead, account. #meatqueuedator - queue post tag. it's a really obscure reference. #I have an art blog btw - something I'm reblogging from my art blog, self explanatory I guess. #relic - an old post from pre-2018. I like the way tumblr recirculates old things, I want to be able to find them later. #resourceposting - any kind of resource, something useful I want to come back to. #boob update - talking about breast development from E and prog #prog update - talking about physicaly developments from progesterone, often overlaps with boob updates. #spider - There's an image of a realistic spider that may trigger arachnophobia #spiderposting - I myself am a spider, and I'm talking about that. #girls of interest - newest tag, to refer to my lovely girlbuddies turned girlfriends, @apfsds and @numbersareimaginary #mtg - I'm actually consistent with this one for some reason. It's self explanatory #losers - a tag I stole from Mordred, something I append to people who are being annoying