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heyyy, do you want a little horror story that actually happened to me last night?

So awhile ago when I was helping my mom garden I found a burred sheet of fabric I thought was cool so I hung it on the fence to clean and use in a sewing project. last night (4th of July) I randomly remembered it and delusionaly took it inside at 2 in the morning to clean and start the project. For some fuckin reason I assumed it was already MOSTLY clean and needed washed. so I took it to the shower to do it by hand.

what I did not account for, was as soon as I turned on the water, along with dirt, bugs began spilling out of it. so I had to put the shower head on jet mode and fight off a bunch of poor poor box elder bugs and earwigs. however the water did not vanquish all of them alone and i had to use the handle of my hairbrush as a weapon. For an hour every time my hair brushed me or i had a a small itch i feared i missed one.

safe to say after i had very thoroughly washed the fabric i took a long shower for my own sake. i let the soap get in my eyes as to clean every millimeter of myself after that horrible experience.