Look at my mayor bro we are never walking away from omelas

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

the shrinkage of streaming tv seasons to 8 or even 6 episodes have been hell on pretty much every genre of show except, weirdly enough, horror, which is THRIVING. what would once have been a freaky little 90 minute movie is now an insane 5 hour masterpiece full of bomb ass shit and I am here for every nasty second of it.