guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

Watching any movie before 2000 reminds you that people in movies used to be hot but like in a normal way

Hamish Linklater is always undead on some fuck ass island.

Rewatching this show for the articles