A Well Known Stranger

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

pride for mother for one million years on 956 days left

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

Can’t believe he’s ace

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

yes, clippy of the hopeful future, we can forgive you

Clippy says: “thank you; I will do my best to make sure this doesn’t happen again.”

I want an MTG card for “Clippy of the Hopeful Future”

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.

The best genre to ever have existed

These improved my day

GAY RIGHTS

these are the only things in the world i find worth crying for becayse it’s so fcking cute and wholesome wtf

The “guys I respect” artist also came out as non-binary, generally got more accepting. It’s growth.

I follow the artist for the book club art! @nomsikka on instagram :)

We’re planting some stuff in my backyard but it’s full of stupid North Carolina clay that’s not good for growing things, so I was tasked with getting up the mulch we had put down, digging up some of the good dirt we had put down already, and digging holes so we could fill them with actual dirt before we planted. I found a bunch of worms as I was digging and I figured they’re good for the dirt and stuff, I should set them aside and then put them back when we’re done. I now have a small pitcher of 80 worms

Chat I have been doing some research and what do you mean there are invasive worms??? I think I just pulled up 80 invasive jumping worms that actually aren’t great for the plants? I don’t know the difference between good worms and bad worms, I didn’t even know there were bad worms??? Im so distressed how could the worms betray me like this

Delightful news! I have looked up comparisons and best I can tell we do not have invasive worms! Delighted to discover I haven’t doomed my moms dahlias

We’re planting some stuff in my backyard but it’s full of stupid North Carolina clay that’s not good for growing things, so I was tasked with getting up the mulch we had put down, digging up some of the good dirt we had put down already, and digging holes so we could fill them with actual dirt before we planted. I found a bunch of worms as I was digging and I figured they’re good for the dirt and stuff, I should set them aside and then put them back when we’re done. I now have a small pitcher of 80 worms

Chat I have been doing some research and what do you mean there are invasive worms??? I think I just pulled up 80 invasive jumping worms that actually aren’t great for the plants? I don’t know the difference between good worms and bad worms, I didn’t even know there were bad worms??? Im so distressed how could the worms betray me like this

last day to reblog

Fine

Got it this year

april 30th guys

it’s my birthday if yall even care :3

My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.

lol me too , lady

One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsis

That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us

i’ve been looking for this post for ages and it finally crossed my dash again

(( *smiles* the post is back))

Meanwhile in Germany, the joke goes that a teenager is waking up in a hospital bed, the nurse asks them who the chancellor is and they say, “hang on are you telling me that can change?”

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

:D

deeply unserious animal

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT BEANS THE ARMADILLO ON 1,013 DAYS LEFT

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

HAIKU BOT I LOVE YOUUUUUUU