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Helloooo I’m cryptid
I like Project Hail Mary, Deltarune, Moomins, Gluttomy, Minecraft, among others!
This blog is wholey and entirely for my own enjoyment, be beware of that if you stroll around

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Unfortunately the BloodyMary brainworms have infected me as well and I need to throw this out there into the void
- Simon being the only one to call Grace "Ryland" and Rocky not understanding.
"Grace say he likes Grace name better. Grace say he no like when other people say Ryland name."
Grace being sheepish and rubbing his neck, and being like, "I know that's what i said, buddy, but I just... it's different when it's Simon."
"Different how? Question." Rocky doesn't get it after that explanation. "Simon speak name different? Not like other humans? Question."
And Grace still isn't at the point yet where he's able to admit out loud that he's in love- maybe he doesn't even realize it himself yet- so he's trying to explain that when Simon calls him "Ryland" it feels... different. It's... softer. It's special. When Simon says it, there's nothing negative behind it. He doesn't say it out of judgement or to try and scold him. He just... says it with such emotion. There's something more intimate about Simon saying it. Simon is so hurt and closed off. And Grace keeps rambling and his face feels warm and he's all flustered and then just goes, "I dunno, I just love him-" and cuts himself off as the realization finally smacks him dead in the face.
Rocky sits there listening and just goes, "Grace bad at explaining. Statement." Either unaware of or ignoring that Grace is panicking at his revelation over here. Humans stupid.
One of my favorite Bloodymary tropes is Simon dropping some random childhood trauma lore and mandated-reporter-middle-school-teacher Grace going:
Don't ask me the meaning, I drew this at three in the morning
funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

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Grace, bedtime. This is not a request.
i have come down with the most horrendous flu so you know what time it is. that’s right, projecting onto our comfort character time. (wip)
not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday
plans for the summer
JERK IT
WRITE RPF
DRINK ALCOHOL
BLOG LIKE IVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE
job ?
LISTEN TO RECORDS

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you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app
That’s convenient .
the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second
Does this ever happen to anyone else
affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

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Ok, hear me out: Simon having a thing for Grace's teacher voice. Just the way he gets all assertive and the way he raises his voice without shouting, and tells him to do certain things without being rude but also leaving no room for argument... It's rather hot. Grace finds out about it, and he has mixed feelings. On one hand, it's his teacher voice. The voice he uses for teaching. The thought of someone getting pleasure from that makes him feel awkward, but on the other hand, the way Simon blushes and listens to him isn't so bad...👀