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izzy's playlists!
we're not kids anymore.
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Helloooo I’m cryptid
I like Project Hail Mary, Deltarune, Moomins, Gluttomy, Minecraft, among others!
This blog is wholey and entirely for my own enjoyment, be beware of that if you stroll around

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hey remember when people said we gotta keep talking about this and then two days passed and it just went quiet. anyways
due to recent (and frankly ongoing as far as this website is concerned) events
I'd imagine that, when we first see Grace on Earth, his spark is gone. The man that had once called someone a waste of carbon has been so thoroughly beaten down, humiliated, and rejected that his spitfire has vanished.
Around others, he's learned to shut up, keep his head down, and move on.
It tracks with rejection sensitive dysphoria from AuDHD and "some people don't rise to the occasion, some people are failures". But I digress...
As soon as he is alone in space with Rocky, though, Grace can be just as wild as he used to be. Running crazy experiments, doing what his heart desires, going wild with it and getting that spark back all over again.
Rocky will never beat him down or humiliate him or hurt him the way others had. Grace can be himself for the first time in a long time. And that's why he's so goddamn successful and brilliant at what he does.
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
Paywall removed here
Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.
A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool
@isuggestforceyum and i have a suggestion

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Somehow the phrases "saddest baby in the world" and "my poor little boy" which i frequently say to my cat have now mutated into me often going "poor thing, youre the only boy in the World"
Cosmic Horror x Hopeful Sci-fi Yaoi imminent
WHY HAVE I SEEN NO ONE TALK ABOUT HOW THE GRACE SCULPTURE LOOKS LIKE THE LITTLE DUDE FROM THIS MEME
THAT WAS LITERALLY MY FIRST THOUGHT UPON SEEING IT IN THE MOVIE
BloodyMary sketches. (SPOILER WARNING FOR IRON LUNG)
yes I disappeared. Yes I will again. No Grace liking sudoku is not self indulgent FUCK YOU/j
THIS IS SO CUTE! I love this so much!!
Omg, ok but Simon who’s in a coma after Grace and Rocky rescue him and periodicity 'waking up' to awareness but is still fully paralyzed. Trapped in his head after surviving the horrors with no idea where he is. For him to be introduced to Grace and Rocky that way? Who have no idea of him waking up beyond the brain activity scanners.
He'd be 100% vulnerable to these strangers, only able to hear them. And yet what he hears in only care and kindness. No malice intent at all. He’s safe.

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A drawing showing how Jim Henson Performed Kermit in The Muppet Movie’s swamp scene.
This is the best picture I could find of how they customized the Studebaker so Fozzie could appear to drive the car. They crammed the real driver in the trunk. I think he was driving from a video monitor.
Things like this make the stock mascot horror plot line of “let’s create living mascots” seem mildly more reasonable
"Because I said so" straight up isn't as good an answer as you think it is.
The biggest problem I have with "support black indie creators" is that people only really ever bring up black indie creators when a non-black (dare a say often white) indie creator gets exposed or called out for racism, and I hate to break it to you guys, but that is actually not a good thing.
Anti-blackness in the indie scene is a serious issue and we should always call it out even if it seems like a "nothing-burger," but at the same time you should always uplift and support black indie creators regardless. Solely bringing them up when some popular indie creator gets called out for racism will only lead them to being forgotten when the controversy dims down and everyone moves on to something else.
Please support black creators all year round and not just occasionally.
Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.
Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.
And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.
number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

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Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.
Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.
There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.
Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.