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@cryptidwithaninternetconnection
Helloooo I’m cryptid
I like Project Hail Mary, Deltarune, Moomins, Gluttomy, Minecraft, among others!
This blog is wholey and entirely for my own enjoyment, be beware of that if you stroll around

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Patron Saints of One-Way Trips
I just ate one
You can lie when you name things
I wish more life sim games had disabled focused content in them. I want my character to be blind. I want my character in a wheelchair. I want my character to use a cane or crutch or walker. I want braces and hearing aids and oxygen tanks. I want sign language and AAC devices and the option to be completely nonverbal. I want disability representation in my life sim games

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“i’d let rocky do open-heart surgery on me” well he’s doing your prostate exam. idiot.
velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it
sorry guys im bored as fuck
Gifts for the Savior of Erid! (one of them, at least. Rocky got a lot of new jewelry, too) <3
exclusionist can fuck off
I am loving the:
Bi-pan solidarity
Lesbian-ace solidarity
And the
NB-trans solidarity!
Anyway, pansexuality is both biphobic and transphobic, thus pan people don't belong in the LGBT community.
Asexuals aren't inherently LGBT and don't belong, either (unless they also happen to experience same-sex attraction or gender dysphoria). Some aces are also pretty homophobic.
As for nonbinaries...well, I'm nb-neutral, but I do find it odd how no one identified as nonbinary before it was cool.
Someone should remake that image, but with @the-rains-of-castamere's new user.
Anyone who says stuff like the-based-brit did is just trying to tear the community apart because we're weaker when we're separate groups.
We are stronger as a united front!
A rising tide lifts all ships, and rights for one are rights for everyone!
A rising tide lifts
all ships, and rights for one are
rights for everyone!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
So Rocky has a bunch of permanent carvings along his carapace like family crest, rulers and protractors, marriage symbol, etc. I assume thats normal for Eridians, but the possibility that it's socially equivalent to getting full body tattoos for humans is funny. Imagine seeing this super inked out dude, but you look closer and its just a bunch of tattoos like.
"I LOVE MY HUSBAND," "FAMILY MAN," "ENGINEERING4LYFE."

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OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR
so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD
omg finally
i’m going to blow up everything forever.
someone on twt requested bloodymary with pets so .. ft. rocktiz
okay heres more rocktiz
getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.
but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.
and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.
RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.
the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:
if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."
whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,
it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.
they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.
Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.

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Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming
i changed my mind about my adrian design actually i think they should be like one of those glass frogs so grace gets to experience what every eridian does whenever he’s around