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I like Project Hail Mary, Deltarune, Moomins, Gluttomy, Minecraft, among others!
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Helloooo I’m cryptid
I like Project Hail Mary, Deltarune, Moomins, Gluttomy, Minecraft, among others!
This blog is wholey and entirely for my own enjoyment, be beware of that if you stroll around

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Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:
“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”
“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”
Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”
“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”
“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”
“WHY QUESTION???”
i think if stratt packed grace his silly t-shirts, she probably packed his favorite book, too.
the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away
@itzairiii @lovelyheartss @i-eat-worlds @cats-and-confusion @nerdyneko6373 @cryptidwithaninternetconnection
agender Grace. clap if you agree.

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More grace and pebbles + the riveting sequel-prequel
Are you ready to die for the bit, ryan gosling?
Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.
COMMENT IF UR ASEXUAL OR AROMANTIC LETS START THE CHAIN
i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever
no no it's fine
why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO
dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

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Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED
THIS GUY HAS A REDBUBBLE. Holy crap, the moment I have money, I want to buy maybe a pullover or a shirt with this.
I LOVE the way the logo warps like it's underwater!
You send people to space to save the literal entire world and you still don't trust them to dispense their own drugs

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I thinking pouring your heart into this song regardless of whether or not you've ever even been to West Virginia is a universal experience
Snuggle boyss (sketches b4 bed while i have 3 unfinished drawings by tomorrow)