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Helloooo I’m cryptid
I like Project Hail Mary, Deltarune, Moomins, Gluttomy, Minecraft, among others!
This blog is wholey and entirely for my own enjoyment, be beware of that if you stroll around

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Rocky recording all of Grace's science lessons to share on classrooms across Erid. For hundreds of years, middle-school Eridians cheer when their teacher rolls in the tactile display and they hear the theme song to "Ryland Grace the Science Ace"
PHM fics we need more of
The Hail Mary crew encountering honest to god Space Horrors. I wanna see what happens if a xenomorph gets on the ship. I wanna see a brush with the Blood Ocean that’s a full side adventure and not just a rescuing Simon pit stop. Alien pathogens, horrifying alien predators, Lovecraftian elder gods, and so on
Just what threat caused Eridians to evolve to watch each other at their most vulnerable? I kind of want to know what unfriendly native wildlife poses such a threat.
More niche crossovers. Put Grace in charge of Niko Oneshot! Have the crew visit The Skeld and deal with a murder mystery! Let the crew crash into Subnautica! Other stories dealing with “the stars are dying” plots!
Grace getting drugged in other contexts. I’ve seen like two fics do this and I need more honestly. Put that guy in situations
Grace being a teacher. Let him deal with PTA moms and chaotic students
Eridian folklore. I’m Curious
Rocky being jumpscared by weird human sleeping habits. Being paralyzed is actually horrifying for us because we don’t shut down like they do. A night terror might honestly convince him that Grace is dying. And wait until he learns that humans can walk around in their sleep (and even we find it creepy)…
What’s the internet doing back on Earth?
Just idk put Grace in more situations. Let him take a beating or get horribly ill or experience horrible trauma etc etc
Grace explaining the concept of “privacy” to Rocky once Simon and him start being something, and Rocky just doesn’t understand why he needs to be away of them when they are alone and can’t be with them in certain moments when their heart beats are coordinated, thats just stupid, statement. So this turns into Grace and Simon being walked in by Rocky almost all of the time whenever they are doing anything a little bit more heated.
BLOODYMARY SWAP AU IDEA TIME
Simon would be a botanist and is originally brought in on the project to deal with environmental impact
He used to be a radical environmental activist very wipe out all humans type but after getting out of jail for a demonstration gone wrong (trying to injure a politician or smth) he becomes a botany teacher
He doesn't seem a microbiology type so someone else probably has to be the astrophage guy
Maybe he was brought in to replace the pilot role bc he's good at navigation or maybe he was underqualified for the science position and is sent anyway
He rlly puts up a fight tho he's still physically pretty large and strong and probably punches at least one guy before being restrained and imprisoned to be put on the hail mary
I like to imagine him losing his arm is canon in all universes like finn from adventure time so he loses it during whatever his equivalent of going fishing over adrian was
I suppose this begs the question would simon still be interested in plants even not having grown up in eden but this is my au idea and making him exactly like grace is boring
Swap grace was also in eden and is decent at physical combat but is still a science curious man so he mostly works on making explosives and bioweapons for eden along with plant and food research; he used to teach but there aren't enough children anymore
But he was there on filament station to oversee the bombs which he made but ultimately was too scared to detonate himself so someone else did it and he took the fall
He's very angry and rude and insults ppl a lot
Doesn't believe all the stuff that's happening in the submarine is supernatural and tries to science his way thru it all but then is like wait what
Maybe he actually reads the manual but decides to use the camera anyway I'm not sure
I don't think grace would be called the butcher but I'm not sure what else he'd be called
Ok rant time over now ty
They make me unwell

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broke: stratt didn't care about grace at all
woke: they had a doomed little crush thing they never did anything with
bespoke: they had what Could have become a QPP but really was just being on absolutely the same wavelength of "we're both aromantic and neither of us know that but we are the same in this way. it didn't save anything but our souls are on the same frequency."
Part 1
I- I like drawing hands a lot-
Grace Rocky hug <3
Okay, we've covered the ground of Grace being ticklish— are you ticklish Rocky?
Actually no! Grace try many time. Rocky not know tickle sensation. Carapace too hard, not enough nerve.
Thank for reminder though — TIME TICKLE GRACE AGAIN

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Project Hail Mary - Phil Lord & Christopher Miller
✨Interlinked through the stars✨ little Grace and Rocky work doodle
Drew Rocky and Adrian
why did none of you warn me about grace erasing his "who am i" board to do calculations about how long it will take to get to rocky 😭😭😭👎👎👎 I'm literaly sobbing right now that's his best frenid 😭😭😭 he literally has to go save his best frenid you guys

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testing out how to draw these buggers and new pens and mediums
"Grace name Grace. How Grace not graceful? >:/"
"....0_0"