"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

gracie abrams

Stranger Things
sheepfilms
Sweet Seals For You, Always
h

Product Placement

pixel skylines
Cosimo Galluzzi
Today's Document
wallacepolsom
🪼
trying on a metaphor
will byers stan first human second

#extradirty
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
tumblr dot com
seen from Singapore

seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from TĂĽrkiye
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh

seen from Spain

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Ireland
seen from Canada

seen from Australia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Germany
seen from Kazakhstan

seen from TĂĽrkiye

seen from Czechia
seen from Mexico

seen from Singapore

seen from Germany
@lost-and-cursed
"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
World Cup Sexyman Quarterfinals
Who is sexier?
Michael Olise 🇫🇷
Taking transit to World Cup matches 🇺🇸
The Last Unicorn really said “There will be times when you can’t find other people like you and there will be times where you'll wonder if you're really the only person experiencing the world as you are and others will even try to take advantage of you through commodification and exploitation to the point where it starts to dilute your own sense of self and will make you question if you were ever you to begin with but it’s important for to resist the urge to assimilate and find community because there will always be people like you who will understand and have experienced these same things and the only way to combat a dark world who wants to smother your light is to FIGHT FIGHT RAGE AGAINST THE RED BULL DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT OCEAN.”
And I just think there’s something beautifully and inextricably queer about that
The subway train display changed from chaotic neutral (empty whiteness) to lawful evil (same line stations, but in opposite direction)
what happened to tain’s fortune after he died? i imagine garak was not in the will, but did mila inherit? i assume garak would be her heir after her death. is garak actually (jean ralphio voice) fluuuush with caaaash or did it go to some other unnamed relative? are there half siblings running around?
FWIW, I think the money was all his never-seen-on-screen posh society wife, but the house was Tain’s, and it’s in his will that Mila gets to live there for as long as she needs, then it reverts to the wife. There is absolutely categorically nothing for Garak, not even a mention: come on, Tain’s made that watertight. But Garak outlives the lot of them (including any putative and imho entirely possible half-siblings) and nobody else wants this heap of rubble piled up over his dead mother. Well that’s cheered me right up!
Do you think Tain's estranged wife and Dukat's ex-wife hang out?
Absolutely not, they hate each other's guts. Madame Dukat (conservative, dutiful, twinset and pearls, played by Anna Massey) thinks that Madame Tain is tacky, and Madame Tain (glamorous, dripping in jewellery, never seen without a cocktail, played by Joan Collins) thinks Madame Dukat is tedious. It's like the rivalry between the military and the Order only far, far more vicious and terrifying.
Madame Dukat brings Mrs. Damar (not yet worthy of "Madame" title) to some meetings as her emotional support junior officer's wife. Madame Tain keeps very loudly bringing up Dukat's Bajoran mistresses and that half-Bajoran daughter (while strongly implying that she's still more beautiful than Madame Dukat's daughters despite being a halfbreed).
Madame Madred plays both sides and secretly thrashes both Madame Dukat and Madame Tain behind their backs to the other.
Chef's kiss, perfect. Madame Madred is saying all this to Mrs Damar who is sitting there with glazed eyes in her off-the-rack John Lewis dress, drinking steadily.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained
one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.
There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]
what happened to tain’s fortune after he died? i imagine garak was not in the will, but did mila inherit? i assume garak would be her heir after her death. is garak actually (jean ralphio voice) fluuuush with caaaash or did it go to some other unnamed relative? are there half siblings running around?
FWIW, I think the money was all his never-seen-on-screen posh society wife, but the house was Tain’s, and it’s in his will that Mila gets to live there for as long as she needs, then it reverts to the wife. There is absolutely categorically nothing for Garak, not even a mention: come on, Tain’s made that watertight. But Garak outlives the lot of them (including any putative and imho entirely possible half-siblings) and nobody else wants this heap of rubble piled up over his dead mother. Well that’s cheered me right up!
Do you think Tain's estranged wife and Dukat's ex-wife hang out?
Absolutely not, they hate each other's guts. Madame Dukat (conservative, dutiful, twinset and pearls, played by Anna Massey) thinks that Madame Tain is tacky, and Madame Tain (glamorous, dripping in jewellery, never seen without a cocktail, played by Joan Collins) thinks Madame Dukat is tedious. It's like the rivalry between the military and the Order only far, far more vicious and terrifying.
Madame Dukat brings Mrs. Damar (not yet worthy of "Madame" title) to some meetings as her emotional support junior officer's wife. Madame Tain keeps very loudly bringing up Dukat's Bajoran mistresses and that half-Bajoran daughter (while strongly implying that she's still more beautiful than Madame Dukat's daughters despite being a halfbreed).
Madame Madred plays both sides and secretly thrashes both Madame Dukat and Madame Tain behind their backs to the other.
Chef's kiss, perfect. Madame Madred is saying all this to Mrs Damar who is sitting there with glazed eyes in her off-the-rack John Lewis dress, drinking steadily.
Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??
i see a piece of received wisdom online fairly frequently, that the 2010s usamerican culture of progressivism had no material effects, but then i watch a wildly popular and profitable movie from the 2000s with its disgusting violent portrayals of women, anyone black, brown, or asian, disabled people, queer people of so many descriptions, and i’ll feel a warm glow of personal pride as i think “you couldn’t make this today”
on a related note, more often than not these days i see “male gaze-y” used to mean “well-endowed” and/or “immodest,” which has completely lost touch with the early 2000s film phenomenon of the female character (just the one, outside of possibly some no-lines skanks or a violent caricature of a trans woman for a gag) who completely changes personality and motivations between scenes as the director changes sexual fantasies, because it seems not to have occurred to anyone in production that someone in the audience would perceive her as human (much less the skanks or trans women!) enough to notice or care

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I am deeply offended by this! I was reading thoughts on what D&D classes the characters of The Mummy (1999) would be, and there was a comment that Jonathan was obviously a rogue, but either a badly built one or one with shit dice rolls. And! Excuse you? Jonathan is a perfectly acceptable rogue! He rolls fine when he’s actually attempting to do something!
In the first movie alone, some of his greatest hits:
Successfully pickpocketed Rick on their first meeting, without Rick so much as joining the dots until later.
Survives a pitched battle on a burning ship without a scratch, and somehow gets the key from a burning hook-handed enemy mook in the process. (“And did I panic? I think not!”)
Survives a pitched battle in the Hamunaptra ruins while drunk, through liberal use of cover and picking off targets at range.
Rolls a Nat 20 on his deception check to avoid being massacred by a large group of hynotised enemies in the museum.
Survives the final pitched battle with the undead (again, through liberal use of cover, hiding and running).
Successfully makes his intelligence roll to translate the Book of Amun Ra (with the Help action from Evie).
Successfully uses the resulting control over the undead mooks to even out the battlefield, including the genius brain move of sending them after Ankh-Su-Namun to both save Evie and distract Imhotep.
Successfully pickpockets a lich while being strangled by him to regain the key and enable Evie to use the book to banish Imhotep altogether.
Yes, he’s fairly flimsy in direct battle, and if at all possible refuses to get to melee range with anybody. So he’s a ranged rogue, and has a tendency to use the environment to his advantage. But he’s clearly designed around Sleight of Hand, Charisma, and a decent sprinkling of Intelligence, and prefers to use object interactions and battlefield control to even out his odds. For all that, though, he fully will stay in melee range if he has no other choice, and take the opportunity to pickpocket the BBEG while he’s at it.
He's a perfectly serviceable rogue, he’s just not optimised for straight combat. And even there, as the second movie shows, he’s excellent at ranged combat. He just doesn’t like getting up close and personal.
Actually, going back and rewatching that final battle again ... I don't think that Jonathan stayed in range of Imhotep because he had no choice. He stayed in range specifically to pickpocket him.
I didn't realise before, but this whole battle starts with Evie telling Jonathan that the only way to kill Imhotep is to open the book and read the spell to banish him. Jonathan says it's locked, they need the key, and Evie then tells him it's in Imhotep's robes.
When Jonathan sends the priest mummies after Ankh-Su-Namun with the spell on the cover (saving both Rick and Evie in the process), Imhotep is coming right for him. However, Imhotep is then briefly disabled by watching the brutal murder of his lover all over again, and Jonathan ... could have run. There's a beat there where Imhotep is completely focused on something else, and Jonathan absolutely has the presence of mind to use that, but he doesn't. Imhotep, now incensed that Jonathan has murdered his lover, promptly spins back around and goes to murder him back, and is only stopped because Rick returns the favour from earlier and saves him.
At which point a lightly-strangled Jonathan stands back up and tells Evie he got the key.
He fucking stayed put on purpose because he knew they needed the key, that Imhotep had the key, and that he was the only person who could fucking pickpocket the BBEG mid-strangulation and get away with it, so long as someone could swoop in before the undead wizard actually killed him. Imhotep is immortal and immune to damage if they don't do something about that. This is a fight of attrition they cannot win. And his sister told him what they needed to stop it, so Jonathan went and got it.
He cheerfully calls himself a coward, and then he goes and fatally pisses off a lich as a distraction, and then stands still to be murdered for it in order to get close enough to pickpocket the immortal pissed off undead. It wasn't that he took the opportunity while being strangled, he set up being strangled in order to have the opportunity.
Say whatever the hell you like about that man, but he has never once failed to do something his family actually needed him to do.
Given the movie's release date, it's not that he's a 5e rogue but not one optimized for melee combat, he's a 2nd-edition thief.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
“Everything worries you, Bruce.”
Superman / Wonder Woman #3.
furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining
nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts