purveyor of nonsense

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

Again Spider-man brand new day spoilers but what do you mean people are pissed at MJ for saying she doesn't love Peter yeah no shit she doesn't know that man sorry thats what happens when you specifically cast a spell to erase someone's memory of you then do nothing to reintroduce yourself to them for several years hello consequences of Peter's choices

it will never fail to amaze me how spitlip are just so gay that they managed to so deeply ingrain queerness into their musical about WW2 (where the only romance the plot harps on is hetero)

Something about the way in all the interviews they talk about trusting the audience. Tash saying the romantic subtext between Charles and Monty was always there. It was always a queer story for queer people and it was done without anyone needing to say it outright

I keep seeing people saying that peter and frank have a "father/son dynamic" or a "uncle/nephew dynamic" but you are all wrong. They have the dynamic of the older coworker that you are way to close with when you're in your 20s. We've all had that coworker. Thats your best friend kinda. But it only works in a work setting

can we start a free Bruce campaign. he doesn’t deserve that shit.

Spiderman: Brand New Day was actually a 2 hour documentary on how repressing your emotions will fucking kill you