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my name isn't even david

my cat fucking rocks she’ll eat a bug or a tomato and she don’t give a fuck about anything

#when you’re both gay and one of you is stuck at a family dinner so you plan an elaborate rescue mission

im so hungry i could eat a meal

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

are you going to tell her or

her masters degree is in biology