MOJO WEEK

ellievsbear
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
RMH

shark vs the universe
Stranger Things
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
ojovivo
Sade Olutola

@theartofmadeline
taylor price
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
The Stonewall Inn

Product Placement
Not today Justin

pixel skylines

tannertan36

PR's Tumblrdome
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@averageghostsenjoyer
MOJO WEEK

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big if true tbh
looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!
@ominous-signs
My town has an actual one of these put up by the city planning department. It's near a steep bank by a river and says "don't look here". Unfortunately, in order to read the sign, one must look.
always crazy to me how horrible histories decided to dedicate a whole song to teaching us that Dick Turpin’s life and job was not at all glamorous and he shouldn’t be romanticised as an attractive hero figure and then THIS was their Dick Turpin
like come on
Horrible Histories: Dick Turpin was NOT 🙅 all cool and glamorous kids 😤 🙂↔️ Always remember that 😌
Audience: we would in fact all like to fuck Dick Turpin
Horrible Histories: no-
replace one word of your url with bitch
Thetyrannybitch is kinda catchy
mine woulf be bitch. just bitch
idk if i would do bitchsays-begaydocrime, simonsays-bebitchdocrine, or simonsays-begaydobitch(es?)
kinda like them all
bitchdontexist734 is fun
sell-my-bitch
bitchattackinblackdye… i kind of like it
novalunabitch (it works bc of how we made “lunarabem” trust)
If people don’t agree that it works, then just novabitch
I-am-bitch
Makes sense
Open tags
one-and-only-bitch
lolz
wouldntyouliketoknowbitchboy99
Ok I love that
Open tagsss :P
uuhhh flicksbitch…
i dont know what to say about that i feel like im ina toxic relationship wiht my witch gf
@mothmans-annoying-cousin @moony-buckets @samrusselcertifiedadorbs
Moonysbitches
This is funny given the actual meaning of the bucket :0
@the-apartment-complexxx @simonsaysvore @froffersthegrog
yippee-bitch or bitch-tippee… hm… i pick yippee-bitch
Okay, im scared of both of these.😓
Otlantisbitch or Bitchpearl-
…
both suck- Bitchpearl is better tho ig
if i did this w my ship acc itd either be Bitchsxbeloveddd or Byakuyasxbitchhh- ……i mean…. The first one IS accurate- /aff
sapphicfurrybitch
lollllz
@gracehasaspacesuitquestion @faeriezone @b0nez4may0r @ki1zzm3-g00d-na1t + open tagzz
Silverbitchmoon sounds kinda cool ngl
@cantchooseafav @annathemcuandstlover @thatone-midgardian @effortlesslysweet @narwhals-randomness @melancholicwarlock @yelenaschild + open tags
cantchooseabitch (I got all them bishes)
@classic-cevans @achilles-real-bride @condors-safety
condors-bitch
yeah i’ll be leon kennedy’s bitch (my url is supposed to be my oc, who leon calls “safety”, and he’s condor one…”
@hunterstieller @saltnburnbaby @wayward-huntress
there is only one possible combination here: wayward-bitch
Hehehehehe
@ghostofpatrickshand @theadventuresofcas tagging you two bc I wanna see what you come up with lol
well- theadventuresofbitch makes the most sense here (or alternatively the funnier option- thebitchesofcas)
@ghostofpatrickshand @capetown-devotee @sickkvalentine + whoever else!
i instantly thought of sickkbitch and laughed wayyy too loud..
npt @where0worlds0collide @leointrousers @skelpiescool + open
worldsbitch I truly am the world’s bitch
@fishermansfriendsworld @strangedarlinggg @austenliketexas and all else
Bitchliketexas hmmmmm Texas is a bitch!
@igottabelive @kitcats-1-braincell @iamnotstuckinthevoid @panicatthepisscoxd @callovesmen
iamnotstuckintheBitch
vaguely sexual but okay
@silly-moth-123 @robinparravel @magicalmysteryperson @goremagalavt @stinkykittypet and anyone else
Silly bitch 123 😭
pbxkbitch
bitchreal
both are kinda fire lowkirkuinely
@starman-waiting-in-the-sky07 @freezerfridays @duckieslament @deckuscarde @mintowl258 @zarastars @kaiserinemmelin @jumpgun @corruptangelsfall @veethevoyd @azoka-the-cryptid @ my other lovely mutuals whose usernames ive forgotten
Veethebitch
Secretly-casster-the-bitch, low-key accurate
Secretly-bitch-the-demigod, not as good as the previous one
I feel weird tagging people even if I wanna..sorry moots
luliasbitch
basically sums up my personality
bitch-to-society
I think I like my actual url more~
Bahahahahah
Reginald-bitch
yourdarklordbitch
also works pretty well
Averagebitchenjoyer 😭
things Captain would have been better at than being in the army:
Wedding planner
Stressed out community theater director
History teacher who really needs to retire
(alternatively) gym teacher who really needs to retire
Museum (don't know what he would do there though.)
Some kind of coach or sports commentator
Postal worker
Newspaper columnist
Some kind of code enforcement
Interior decorator
Some kind of editor or copywriting
Being gay

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Lesbian fairy godmother this, lesbian fairy godmother that... this is the fairy godmother who I can't look at:
He doesn't give me any good advice though, and we both remain useless queers
reminder
Winston Churchill Voice: Pride month may be over but the war is far from over.
Piccolo playing at its’ finest.
It will never not bother me that he's holding it wrong. He's super close, just rotate the right hand please 😭
(yes it's absolutely in character that he doesn't know how to play piccolo but rahhhh)
I keep looking back at media I loved when I was ~12-14 and realizing why I loved it so much. 12 year old me: Huh, I wonder why I loved that character so much- Out adult me: oh you sweet oblivious child.
a bunch of these in celebration of the new trailer

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"i love my bf" this "i love my gf" that. i love the people and the people love me???? so much that they restored the english monarchy??? im part scottish french italian a little bit dane but one hundred percent party animal??? champagne????
if not for yourself, do it for Christina Koch
This got me real good. Back to studying immediately 🫡
Layered the butter instead of putting it all at the top. You're killing it Jason.
He is putting in 100%.
This is how I want my popcorn prepared at the theater.
I went to the movies with friends recently and got muddled about where to go (I was told to go one way then told to stop going that way, it was very confusing) and I managed to knock my bag of popcorn in one hand with my other hand, both of which are attached to me and should be communicating far better. I felt extremely silly then and I feel very, very silly now.
Chapter six of Chesterfields is out! https://archiveofourown.org/works/79766086/chapters/230363716
I'm so very sorry for the long waits between chapters, life is crazy and creative inspiration is a fickle fiend. Thanks to everyone who has been reading along, it means so much!
I had a lot of fun writing this chapter; the Captain's inner monologue will never stop making me laugh.
Make yourself using this picrew and tag who you want!
@meadow-roses (Meadow!) @loftwingofcrimson (Lo!) @unknown-art-loverr (Lo friend!) You wanna join? :3
@galax-dragon heyoooo
I sadly don’t look this cool irl 😔 whatever lol (i don’t even have dyed hair 😭)
@theaviskullguy @cosmic-phoenix31 @mustikkaotso @skullsterritory + anyone else!!
My hair is more turquoise/teal irl but… 🥹
@ninatheoctoling @hex-the-memelord lowk forgot who’s a moot and who’s not eheh…
My hair is longer and bleached at the tips and I sadly don’t own a lemon demon shirt but ts goes hard
@alternatemars @pixelatedvoid
I love gay people
sadly no agender pin :(
ugh I still have to order my hair dye I wanna go green
sunglasses for my beautiful & sensitive BLUE eyes stares at you
@i-am-gargling-orange-juice @zephlovesspacestuff
idk
Stares at you very confused
I very rarely actually talk about my love of space stuff on here considering my url so I fear I don't come across as a massive enough space nerd, but Im going to the dark skies area next month so trust me, I will be rambling on about space soon lol
We're pretending my hair is still pink and that I totally haven't let the dye wash out for my ballet show
Tagging beloved moots @kit36sblog @scary-grace @yourdarklordmelkor
I haven't used picrew since 2020 so this was a call back @ynlx2 @yourdarklordmelkor I don't know
Thank you @zephlovesspacestuff and @kit36sblog for the tag this was so much fun i love picrew!! Doing this made me realise I have no idea what I look like lmao
Tagging beloved moots @rangerofthesouth @bloody-beans @tatikawaissad @emolgana @averageghostsenjoyer @rachaeljurassic @m0ose-idiot @myswimmingpewl @epicsfthghosts @lunardelphox and everyone else i have definitely forgotten sorry!! No pressure tho <3
Omg thanks for the tag @yourdarklordmelkor! Unfortunately, my computer is 3000 years old and did not manage to load picrew sooooo I DIYed it and spent all morning drawing so thank you for the unintentional art prompt!
I added the time-lapse to my blog: https://www.tumblr.com/averageghostsenjoyer/819326111947341824/very-sped-up-time-lapse-of-my-drawing-watch-out?source=share
@welldeds your turn if you want! :))

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Very sped-up time lapse of my drawing! Watch out for flashing images since the canvas moves around a lot.
Line dancing.
@yourdarklordmelkor Milord, a gift for your most benevolent self
F-for me???
It's glorious!! It's just what I needed this morning!! Dance, dead people, dance!! I love how Havers is a step forward as he should be
I thank thee, Ranger of the South you have warmed my cold, dead heart <3