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I'm watching the new wattpad intakes freak the hell out on tumblr and ao3 over shit like daddy kinks or whatnot. like that's tame omg.

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Embroidery that I'm working on for the front of my corset, inspired by Regency pottery (God I love and hate my niche fashion and textiles project)
Accidentally gave myself food poisoning by drinking an iced coffee I left out of the fridge for too long, now my stomach hurts like hell bro 🥲
wind in my hair, i was there, i was there
It’s just…yeah.

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you have to get this piercing!
Do you like it?
I have it!
Yes!
yes but I wouldn't get it
No
Wouldn't be worth it
Results/other
Might be a bit of a stretch idk
EWC template by @justcakethanks
In the fic I've been working on, Havers illudes to his 'illness', and literally everyone with a drop of insight is like "oh, he's talking about his homosexuality, ok. We can work through that." Until one day he mentions that he was bedridden for weeks with his illness and that he couldn't keep food down or muster up the energy to move, and then they're all "ok pretty sure you can't be bed ridden with Gay" and they pry a liiiiitle bit more and realise "oh, no, he's just EXTREMELY depressed."
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
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work song
Just read a note I left at 3:42am in my plan for part 2 of my fic, and I genuinely don't know what to do with "kitty obsessed with Havers brain matter, captain pale" like ok??????
Hes just adorable I can’t with him.
I remember sobbing once just because he was on screen 😭
I should just give up on writing Capvers because I’ll never be able to write it better than cap already does
I MEAN COME ON! ITS ALMOST SMUTTY IN THE WAY HE DESCRIBES HIM. LIKE OILED OAKS CAP YOU AREN’T FOOLING ANYONE
I love the idea of Havers, Cap and Pat all communicating using Morse code in either a ghost!Havers au or a modern au
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During Julian trying to leave the house:
Havers, tapping on his side: •••• • ••• / -••• • • -• / •- - / - •••• •• ••• / ••-• --- •-• / --•- ••- •• - • / •- / •-- •••• •• •-•• •
Cap: •-- • •••- • / •- •-•• •-•• / -•• --- -• • / •• -
Pat: -•-- • •- •••• / •-- • / •••• •- •••- • / •••• •- •••- • -• - / •-- • / *pause* -•• •• -•• / •• / •-•• --- --- -•- / - •••• •• ••• / ••• •• •-•• •-•• -•-- ?
Cap and Havers together, with slight side-eye: *long pause* -• ---
Modern AU (teacher au?):
Havers, tapping to cap and Pat as they pass his classroom on their way to DofE prep whilst he is stuck watching over detention: - •••• • ••• • / -•-- • •- •-• / -• •• -• • ••• / •- •-• • / --• --- •• -• --• / - --- / -•-- •• •-•• •-•• / -- • // "•-- •••• •- - •-• • / -•-- --- ••- / --• --- -• -• •- / -••? / -•-- --- ••- •-• • / •--- ••- ••• - / •- -• / •- •-• - / - • •- -•-• •••• • •-•" // •--- ••- ••• - / •- -• / •- •-• - / - • •- -•-• •••• • •-•! // •• / •••• •- •••- • / •- / -- •• •-•• •• - •- •-• -•-- / -•-• •-• --- •••!
Cap and Pat: *awkward smiles as they give him his space*
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What is something that is Your Thing that is like embedded into your personality something that activates you neurons whenever you see/taste/touch/hear/feel it. Even if it's something you don't particularly like but it's still You
Lemme start
Amethyst
Coca cola
Pepperoni pizza
Ladybirds
Raccoons
Tiger's eye (it's a crystal)
Dark blue and bright orange (not as a combo just both of them separately or together)
Turtles
All things watermelon
All things cherry (used to be, not anymore)
Flamingoes (again, used to be)
@best-isopod @frogshrooms-offical @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @weedletum @ur-local-annoying-trash-can @will-0-the-wispp @one-and-only-dandeo @leavemealone-jk @roxyphoxy @nicothehalfblood @cartoonenby @mothmans-annoying-cousin @jerdabigback @flicksuniverse @was-the-grink-there @inthecosmos903 @threepigeonsinasuitcase @pearl-in-vinegar @missnothing-misseverything @afterdarkafternight @victuuri-minsung-drarry @wally-in-the-west @somesillywriter @cookiess-and-creamm @amethysts-have-shards-sys @stickithenote @diippiingdotss @smallsilvervine @averagemosseater @alexanderjeremy @lyssadoo @questionableaardvark @marbled-pulse @lightsabersandbluecookies @unluckycl-0-ver @ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @writingintherayne @captain-mugi-404 @autisticfr0g @myblo0dispurple + open tags
this is cool to think about
stars/moon/both
daffodils
sheet music
chocolate mousse
whale sharks
owls
dahlias
cinnamon
@generally-genderfluid @raeprise @jupiter-does-things @questionableaardvark @tepaofthevalleyofthewind + anyone I forgot, open tags
Oooh
-dragonflies
-forest creeks
-moss
-sunsets over the fields (specifically the pink-and-purple ones)
-shooting stars
-seaglass
-that time around 3:30 am when the light from the streetlamps is a warm and bright yellow and your travelling and your not sure if it's early or late
-the sound of the crickets when everyone else is asleep
-the number 8
-blood (not even in a sh way I just find it and it's symbolism fascinating)
-roses and rosewater
-lemon balm tea
-fruit trees in bloom
-wind
-the way Monet paints water
-patina
@itsm0onshine @thehighvisionary @wethewatchers @weatherboy-offical @reginald-fillibus @questionableaardvark @weedletum @therainatdawn @dido00oo @frooglet @yourdarklordmelkor @false-garlic + anyone I forgot + open tags
The number 7
Yorkshire puddings
Frogs
Mushrooms
The stream near my childhood home
Haribo tangfastics
Wanderer over the sea of fog
My little red mp3 player
Forget me nots
Clocks
@rangerofthesouth @lunardelphox @thehighvisionary @itsm0onshine @zephlovesspacestuff
Mtn Dew
Jazzies and Snowies
Baking
Cooking
Fish (animal, not food)
Owls
Cats
Poetry
The Woman in Black
Forests
Tags are open :)
STARTING MY OWN TAG GAME!! <3
here
do it even if you're not gay grggrgr—
TAGGING (no pressure) :: @sleepylilacx @karmamira @mistakenmonarch @gacha-gamers-blog @withered--ivy @thelustfaerie @yurunivo @zhuuszhuu @chocorocku @liyue @bedrottingdoll @vvalentiqq @kurapikapikachuu @rulifez @e1ectraaheart @ffiguremyheartout @justlizok @nursedflowers + anyone else <3
CONFIDENT?? WHERE—
Ahem anyways, the rest is kinda-ish-not-really-but-kinda accurate? Ig?
Open tags cuz Idk who to tag for this T^T
snagging this lol
hmmm I do value privacy and I'm introspective. I love being by myself and having some me time, I don't feel on edge at all! but yeah I'm definitely meticulous with certain aesthetic stuff... maybe more with vibes. I don't like debating... but I'm fairly perceptive and empathic. I'd say these are half true overall.
tagging @chaotic-snowflake (I actually get to tag you in something for once lol) @crownedrattails @aalinaaaaaa @trench-knife @jaysc0ve and open tag!
Thanks for the tag!
It’s way too early in the morning for this to be clocking my shit the way this did
Also @phoenix--dawn it says we match!! ❤️💚
Tagging @ironspider-hobbit @st4rrl1ghtwastaken + open tag
Looks interesting, I'm joining
Yeah, that's accurate
@zippyskyfalls @psychicbluebirdmiracle @a-french-coconut @evil-era @karkrashs @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli @this-orange-anon024 @bladevoyager +open tags
Ty for the tag! Will definitely get the orange one-
Ah ( ╹▽╹ )
If you'd like to join!/nf : @thegrinningghost @flankerclinger0a @cai-cast @onimusha095 @burnttoast7272 @iwasboredsoiwrote @stupidloafofbread @yourlocalavian @hopingitdontbreak + anyone else! )
this is legit me! now… violet and yellow gays hit me up!
@avanzinibananin1 @chr0nically-b0red @st4rv1ngd0gsalwaysbite @extra-extra-unhinged @sourmeiyok @unevenlee @toadally-gay @phaelusion @cazeeee @meganswhxre @ihighkeylovewomen @danielasleftpinkytoe0471 @manonz-manz @bloodredpeach @coneyislandts @i-like-drawing-ssumtimes @hardal201 @raventhecrispy-offical @toastyghostie87 @biteygremlinanon @potatoanarchist @respectfullybiasedreader @walking-mushroom @this-orange-anon024 @theyearningidol @hopingitdontbreak @frogdadmechsuit @coppperrrcoinnnn @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @thefangirlsarah7 @raymond-drawss @visionsoffutile @randomperson868 @reiziji @atthispointeverythingischaos @wtfamidoinghere12 @soda-sprite @meiyokstarr @fayonette @sunnaestt @atlasbonesadd1ct @iwanttogohomee @strawberrystrap69 @ertizoel @jjtheroyal2 @written-by-music
thx for tagging meee ^^
welll yeah i'm pretty intense emotionally and i cling to people i like and i'm competitive but i don't think i'm intimidating or closed off at all???
idk, maybe it's coz i'm quiet irl and that can be intimidating to some people???
anywayyy
tags: @twistedangelboness @st4ry3mi @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @boyfa1lure @sushigeeg @fruitbattys @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @extra-extra-unhinged @skyrigel @melancholic-whimsy @aamtreeanalogy @tsynssarus @written-by-music @ocean-v1ew @phaelusion @potatoanarchist @vickysnowpawz @citric-citrus @damsel-understresss @mechanical-deer @sunnaestt @itsmesuhasini @ilikesheeppp @arliarolli @spacemancraig64 @iiiidiotnathanieliii @voidboyvyncent + open tags!! ^^
this is really inaccurate man </3
@trulytrulygreg @thatoneloudandnerdykid @candycoloredblues @mochifromdamoon @valorsfvngs @jokeami @star-sstruck + open tags :3
I got orange too but I redid it cuz it was also rlly inaccurate and
YAAAAY I'M PURPLE I PURPLE I'M PURPLE I LOVE PURPLE and it's like pretty accurate
@dazaisfavbitch @vultureclaws @etherealmanedwolf @viathetorturedpoet @goosifertheantiquack
WHY WAS TAYLOR SWIFT CENSORED IN THE LYRICS QUESTION 😭
Anyway :3
VIOLENT GAY
@slaydiva111 @dolphinflippers111 @weloveshrimpyeswedo @kayleeflowersa113 + open tagalalas
Ehee stealing the bllog
Yeah sounds abt right..
-sawyer🦖🌊
Tagss.. @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @chesh-r-schrodinger open tags
How tf is this literally me tho
@was-the-grink-there @flicksuniverse @leavemealone-jk @inthecosmos903 @best-isopod @nicothehalfblood @jerdabigback @frogshrooms-offical @the-arkitect @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @weedletum @will-0-the-wispp @one-and-only-dandeo @roxyphoxy @cartoonenby @mothmans-annoying-cousin @carbonbasedlifeform42 @threepigeonsinasuitcase @diippiingdotss @missnothing-misseverything @afterdarkafternight @wally-in-the-west @cookiess-and-creamm @aratherinterestingperson @smallsilvervine @averagemosseater @lyssadoo @questionableaardvark @myblo0dispurple + open tags
Read me like a fucking book
@mrecury42 @aurite-aj @weedletum @wouldntyouliketoknowweatherboy99 @reginald-fillibus @attheendhello @soupy-soul0 + open tags
Wow okay that’s interesting :3
@reginald-fillibus @mincetheungratefulbrat @multifandomosity @lunardelphox @oooooooohhh-somerseeeet @cookie-0wo @questionableaardvark @weedletum @thehighvisionary @pandora-audax
Well. My favourite colour is green after all :D
Np tags (apologies if you've been tagged before) @rangerofthesouth @reginald-fillibus @nuciance-to-society @oooooooohhh-somerseeeet @itsm0onshine @cookie-0wo @aurite-aj @someacedude @thehighvisionary @questionableaardvark @mincetheungratefulbrat @weird-trash-panda @pigsducksflowers @tepaofthevalleyofthewind @wibblewubble @stag-stag-stag-stag @stephaniebrownenthusiast @applepixls + open tags for anyone I've forgotten and wants to join
Not super accurate w the whole "energetic n confident" thing but I do like purple so I'll take it
@writingintherayne @weatherboy-offical @weedletum @reginald-fillibus @questionableaardvark @wethewatchers @dido00oo @frooglet @therainatdawn @yourdarklordmelkor and anyone I forgot+open tags
Sorry if you've already don it I'm tired
Thank you @tepaofthevalleyofthewind @someacedude @lunardelphox @aurite-aj for the tagssss i got round to it are you proud
*pulls my three layers of blankets i have even in 30°C weather over me more* yeahh.... that tracks
Sorry if you've already been tagged but @rangerofthesouth @zephlovesspacestuff @myswimmingpewl
Yeah so many people think I'm dumb can't lie, I definitely feel called out here
@cindikitten uhhh I can't remember anyone else tbh