you're going to be amazing

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills, but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

i deserve to be a big monster. i deserve to undergo a terrifying yet true and beautiful transformation

they expect me to pay for rent and food. when i'm literally nice

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right