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If you suspect you have a case of The Borgs, immediately contact a friend with different tastes than you and go grab a cupperty with them.

You’ll feel less assimilated almost immediately!

• They always spend NYE together. If Jack has to work, Robby hangs out until he gets his midnight kiss then he sleeps in the break room until his shift starts

• Jack’s mom bothered them for years about not getting a holiday card because all his siblings send one, so now he and Robby make one every year. Matching sweaters and everything.

• Jack calls Robby “sweetheart”

• Twice Robby has had to go to conferences without Jack and both times he sent his dozens of selfies exploring whatever city

• Jack sends pictures of him in the ED back

• Jack doesn’t read much, but he loves for Robby to read aloud to him (he always falls asleep within five minutes)

• Robby sheepishly admitted to not sleeping as well when Jack has to work because they can’t cuddle. Jack busy him a pregnancy pillow to help

• He loves to come home to see Robby wrapped around it, but he’s learned the hard way it isn’t possible to take it from him without disturbing his sleep. Jack ends up spooning Robby on the “wrong side” of the bed instead

• Every time Jack says he’s going to shower, Robby ruffles his hair just to see the curls fluff up

• In the winter, Robby bundles up tight because he still prefers to walk to work and Jack loves how cute he looks with his rosy cheeks peeking out from under his scarf

• Anytime Jack gets to show off his strength (lift something moderate heavy, open a stick jar) he makes a big show of flexing after because it’s a guaranteed way to make Robby laugh

• They love singing loud as fuck to the radio. The cars next to them can hear them jamming out

• Jack is ticklish. If he has phantom pains in his leg, Robby mirror touches tickling the bottom of his feet to take his mind off it.

• Robby is the main chef of the household; Jack clings to his back, watching over his shoulder and muttering “smells good” every thirty seconds

• That said, Jack makes an excellent cheesecake. He learned the recipe for his wife, he used to make it for her birthday, and now he gets to share it with the other love of his life

• After they get married, Robby wears a three ring stack. Engagement, wedding, and eternity ring.

• Jack let Robby cut his hair once during quarantine, and just… thank god he wasn’t going out into the world like that (he had to get the ole Pope Cody s1 look after to fix it)

• They have one shared wardrobe for anything other than formal attire. The fit changes a little from their body types, but they both wear a large so why not

• Jack likes to sit in Robby’s lap, chest to chest. They feel more rested after that type of cuddle session than sleep sometimes

• Their favorite date night is at home playing board games and chatting

Rabbot<3

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NOAH WYLE as DR. JOHN CARTER in ER (1994-2009) | S2E14 “The Right Thing” (1996)