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this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

(Documentarian voice) Some families have a special tree they pass down and carefully protect across generations, or a tortoise that becomes a shared responsibility passed from caretaker to caretaker. The Lethbridge-Stewarts, however, are… an interesting case.

Thank god they decided to make more

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

it cracks me up when doctor who fans get mad about stupid gags that invoke Lore and then piss on it. "they made the doctor's sonic screwdriver into sunglasses!" "they made the brigadier a cyberman!" "they made the statue of liberty a weeping angel!" genuinely what are you getting mad about? this is not a serious show and you are not serious people

Okay so imagine your best friend who you’ve been living with for over two years was in a coma and he almost died because one of your shared enemies shot him right and as he was losing consciousness he kept repeating your name over and over again (despite the fact that his other closest friends were also there) and it was almost the last thing he ever said and while he’s in the coma (which you still believe you could have prevented btw) you set out to find the person who shot him so that he can be brought to justice which leads you to be in a situation where you almost die right and so you tell your other best friend to tell him you love him when he wakes up from the coma and you say that if he too doesn’t make it you’ll tell him yourself. Anyways you survive and the night afterwards you finally manage to get to the man who shot him and you and your other best friend almost die (again) but your friend woke up from the coma while you were gone and comes to save you so in the end you’re all okay and happy. And then about two weeks later said best friend has his [insert whichever multisexuality label you headcanon him as here] awakening from your fucking BROTHER. I’d be so fucking pissed

Wait, can someone elaborate on this? I just got that John was on a constant scale of annoyed to furious with Mycroft. When do you think it was a queer awakening? (This is very important information.)

Him and Mariana were talking about how handsome and nice-smelling he was

Okay so imagine your best friend who you’ve been living with for over two years was in a coma and he almost died because one of your shared enemies shot him right and as he was losing consciousness he kept repeating your name over and over again (despite the fact that his other closest friends were also there) and it was almost the last thing he ever said and while he’s in the coma (which you still believe you could have prevented btw) you set out to find the person who shot him so that he can be brought to justice which leads you to be in a situation where you almost die right and so you tell your other best friend to tell him you love him when he wakes up from the coma and you say that if he too doesn’t make it you’ll tell him yourself. Anyways you survive and the night afterwards you finally manage to get to the man who shot him and you and your other best friend almost die (again) but your friend woke up from the coma while you were gone and comes to save you so in the end you’re all okay and happy. And then about two weeks later said best friend has his [insert whichever multisexuality label you headcanon him as here] awakening from your fucking BROTHER. I’d be so fucking pissed