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efoxgirl

Sorry for calling your wedding hetslop

#going to my cousins wedding and idk if it’ll be true hetslop but it might be #it’s maybe a catholic ceremony??? idek #the entirety of the catholic church is hetslop these days except for nuns and women praying the hail mary #and even then like. nuns are super gay but also usually homophobic #repressed lesbianism due to internalized homophobia isn’t hetslop though ig

waterandsilver

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

waterandsilver

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making

hemipenal-system

monsterfuckery type saw trap except nothing bad really happens except for you having sex that is deeply humiliating to you

hemipenal-system

hello. i’d like to play a game. you said once that you don’t like dragons and you avoid them whenever possible. that’s not a very nice way to treat our scaly neighbors, so today you’re going to learn to get along with them

you may notice that in the center of this room is a large box covered by a cloth. why don’t you unveil it?

inside the glass box is an adult dragoness of a large hunting breed. the key to let you out is under her tongue, so if you want to get out you’ll have to first set her free and then convince her to lift her tongue so you can get the key

she’s quite thirsty and i imagine she would like a drink. i also imagine she doesn’t particularly care what bodily fluid you give her to drink as long as you give her enough. make your choice

also for legal reasons i can’t actually lock you in here so you don’t have to do any of this you could just leave but where’s the fun in- oh your shirt is already off ok have fun!

ishimarukiyotaka

hot take comments like "I hope I get cyclosporiasis I want to lose 10 lbs" are not only obvious fatphobia but also part of mass illness normalization that has been an ongoing effort since 2020 to minimize the dangers of disease and infections

They want to act like high levels of sickness whether it be airborne or foodborne are normal and not the responsibility of agencies like public health or food safety regulation so they can get away with dismantling them.

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sometiktoksarevalid

ekjohnston

OKAY OKAY OKAY so when I realized I was going to have to write a lot of space battles, I did two things. The first was put a sticky note on my laptop that said THE ENEMY'S GATE IS DOWN (which, ugh, fuck OSC into the SUN), to remind myself that direction is both 1. important, and 2. relative, and then I watched approximately a billion hours of bait ball footage in David Attenborough documentaries, which helped me write battles in which all directions are possible.

(A bait ball, btw, is when teams of predators work together to eat small fish like anchovies, sardines, or lantern fish. Tuna, seals, sharks, dolphins, etc corral the fish into a ball at the surface, and then pick them off. Sometimes rays get involved. It's like a toothy, toothy dance. Gannets and boobies dive down from above. They can go 20m down! And then sometimes a whale comes up from the deep and swallows the whole thing. It is my favourite part of any nature documentary.)

maryellencarter

I consistently get compliments on the clarity of my space battles and my number one trick is just to stay in close third person, as tight as I can get it. I may know all or most of what's going on, but what I'm telling you is very much just what this one person is seeing and thinking -- I'm going there, I'm shooting this guy, I'm noticing that my squadmate said or did this.

(My number two trick is that I think of a lot of the action in terms of hockey games: this character is always three steps ahead of the action, that one hangs behind ready to cover an opening, and so forth. Probably any sportsball that ranges all over a field would work: basketball, soccer, etc. The point is to differentiate out how each character relates to the battlefield, which gives me a lot more ways to be specific instead of just "he's evading their shots and shooting back".)

sailermoon

james baldwin was so right when he said “the children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”

lyouve

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

yuureidesu

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS

attending a wedding shower today for my cousin and it’s spy kids themed because she’s a big fan which cool whatever but tell me why her sister photoshopped her face and her fiancé’s face onto a photo of the spy kids???

#they’re siblings #you’re making it look like our girl is marrying her brother #hilarious tbh

femme-4-butches

By Anja Müller, published in Mein lesbisches Auge (My Lesbian Eye) 03 in 2002.

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san-fos

C. wearing the sea.

circa.2021

shnowyfox

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

edit: idk if edits show up like this on posts but like. i have an educational reblog on this post. and. it is linked in the comments for easy finding. also added tags for filtering because this is my first containment breach i kinda half assed the tags when i posted this. i might add more if i see others add tags that make sense or if yall ask.

lesblackwidow

butch who says things like “gotta get back home to the mrs,” “the wife’s got special plans for us this weekend” when they talk about their femme at work

lyouve

Books are so cool because there are no fucking ads in them

#ok but have you considered that you could download the kindle app so amazon can spy on what you read and feed you ads #what if books could have ads wouldn’t that be beautiful #download the kindle app to get adds in the margins of your books today!#ads**typo but i’m not fixing it #i know it’s ads not adds but whooopsy i already added the tag

whoknowswherethetimegoes

Janis Joplin performs live at the Newport Folk Festival, 1968.

#god i love women

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thevaultofretroandvintage

#hell yeah they do

expressions-of-nature

by Nikolett Emmert

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