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us nightblogging together the summer of 2011

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

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damn i really need to use my sword to defend- *sees the backlash against knight-posting, hastily pivoting to mamluk-posting* my caliph.

daily affirmations: my mobile suit is better than the gelgoog. my close quarters combat abilities are more important than a beam rifle. zimmad is better than zeonic. my northern song vase is beautiful. i can destroy the rx-78-2 gundam. my mines control the combat space. i am the best mobile suit. i was not cut out of the movies.

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.