I'm not dead yet, so I guess I'll be alright

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

Saving this post to show my boss who I told the AI flier makes us look lazy and ignorant, and offered to hand draw one. She still printed tons of ai fliers and I'm tempted to make a better one just because it annoys me so much.

Fun update: event was canceled because literally nobody rsvp'd to the AI flier.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

well you see I was a very sad child and then I was a very sad teenager and now I am still very sad

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system