God Plants Are Cool

“I’m dying squirtle” vs “I’m dying scoob” have the same meme wording but very different feels to them, like tea and coffee, weasels and ferrets, envy and jealousy. So close and yet … One you ask for forgiveness and the other you ask for understanding.

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

like in all seriousness your fangs look beautiful in this lighting. But we have to focus

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

How are my sweetie pees

UNMUTE!!

POV u are delicious

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault