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Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

can i come over and crawl on you

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.