Foolish boy. Don’t you know anything about Fantasia? It’s the world of human fantasy. Every part… Every creature of it is, a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.
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Foolish boy. Don’t you know anything about Fantasia? It’s the world of human fantasy. Every part… Every creature of it is, a piece of the dreams and hopes of mankind. Therefore, it has no boundaries.
THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984)

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I meant what I said.
Non consensual non consent. Because Harry doesn't know that Voldemort is doing it because he read it in Harry's mind. Harry never agreed to any of it. And by using the fake potion, Voldemort provides a way for Harry to stay in denial, to believe that his enjoyment isn't his own, so he doesn't feel as guilty.
Ahh gotcha, just hadn't heard it phrased that way before lol.
It's like the Dark parallel to Harry pretending to give Ron liquid luck in HBP to give him confidence for the quidditch match!
After reading In the Shape of Fear, Erised, I can't stop thinking about non-consensual non-consent. Where Voldemort legilimizes Harry, and decides to make his fantasies a reality. And since it's Voldemort, he just does it, no consent needed. He even plays into Harry's denial: he force feeds him flavored water. But claims it's a potion that does [whatever the plot demends]. Or that it's a lust potion.
Ooh yes--the power of suggestion! Reminds me of... well, something spoilery in one of my other stories, so I probably shouldn't say 😅.
Also reminds me of some study where they gave college students orange juice and told them it had vodka or something in it, and they started acting drunk lol.
Also ALSO feeds the desire I'm fighting to write a short sequel to In the Shape of Fear, Erised. But I'm getting ahead of myself 😂
(I'm assuming you meant to say consensual noncon, but feel free to correct me if I misunderstood, anon)
Apropos of (almost) nothing: I'm the kind of pedant who dislikes calling tentacle porn "tentacle porn" not because I think it's aberrant but because, 98% of the time, what's being depicted are octoform arms or tendrils, not tentacles. Tentacles are defined by the clubbed ends, which are the only part that have suckers. If it's tapered and has suckers all the way down, it's an octoform arm; if it has no suckers at all, it's a tendril.
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This site has gotta be the weirdest way to learn things
new knowledge for me and all my fellow mobster fuckers dropped
Eh, boss. We nose you and Tony are ya know, badda boom, but I thinks ya made a typo dar.
Gawd damn it, Frankie. This is what I get for trying to type with these tentacle thumbs.
Searching for a fic in which Gaunt inheritance rejects Harry for not being pure
So I'm searching for a fic that has family inheritances. Harry was trying to inherit the Slytherin magic, even though the gaunt magic totally rejected him for not being pure. But he's been in the Chamber, and though he didn't get the Slytherin magic at the usual time, there have been hints that it wants? to be inherited by him?
And I may be mixing it with another fic, but Pureblood heirs are never photographed before their thirteenth birthday because families don't want it known which inheritances worked or didn't. (Because their features may change)
And it MIGHT be a time travel fic, because since Harry originally didn't know about this he couldn't inherit anything?
Additional details:
Hello, I'm looking for a fic in which I'm not sure about this detail: At Gringotts, when Harry is thirteen, he checks his inheritances. More sure of this part: He gets some, but the Gaunt magic/family/inheritances totally rejects him. He's not pure. There's a whisper on the wind, a faint something Slytherin that is approving, however. (There's no Slytherin magic/family/inheritance). Later on, Harry is in the CoS, and again, there is a faint impression of something Slytherin being approving. The fic is ongoing, and as of yet, there's no actual Slytherin inheritance.

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“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
LOL dark-blueeeee
“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.
“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see … Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a dick anymore.”
Lucius Malfoy looked up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.
“My Lord?”
“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”
“I …”
Malfoy glanced sideways at his wife. She was staring straight ahead, quite as pale as he was, her long blonde hair hanging down her back, but beneath the table her slim fingers closed briefly on his wrist. At her touch, Malfoy put his hand into his robes, withdrew a dick, and passed it along to Voldemort, who held it up in front of his red eyes, examining it closely.
He drew out his own dick and compared the lengths. Lucius Malfoy made an involuntary movement.
I'm looking for the original copy of Mine to Keep by Lazilywayward.
Please message me if you have a copy.
Thank you!
I'm looking for the original copy of Mine to Keep by Lazilywayward.
Please message me if you have a copy.
Thank you!
the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:
Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.
Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.
But buddy.
Shark skin feels exactly like sandpaper. It is made up of tiny teeth-like structures called placoid scales, also known as dermal denticles. These scales point towards the tail and help to reduce friction from surrounding water when the shark swims. … In the opposite direction, it feels very rough like sandpaper.
((Here m8 https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/fish/discover/sharks/basics ))
Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?
this post is transcendent
You’re thinking of dolphins. Dolphins are the ones with smooth skin that feels like a rubber beach ball.
Source: I’M A MARINE BIOLOGIST
No, I’m thinking of sharks.
Source: I’m a superior marine biologist
The funniest thing is Obi Wan/Windu here🤣

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I found you on twitter and I want to say you look to me like a nice and kind person, horniness aside 😉🍆
Would you mind to tell in which order I must read stars wars novels? I have an extra income and those books will be my Christmas present, to me for me
Gracias y felices fiestas!!
Hello, Anon!
😏 I strive to bring the horny in all things, haaaa! Thanks for the message.
I’m delighted that you reached out to ask about … STAR WARS BOOKS!
I am assuming that you are looking for books that spotlight Obi-Wan and Anakin (where the obikin is blatant between the lines 😉).
Here are some suggestions, and in the order I recommend reading them. All can be purchased / found as digital downloads, or bought in paper.
1. WILD SPACE. Karen Miller is an obikin goddess, and if you enjoy Obi-Wan whump… HOLY HELL, she delivers. Obi-Wan is brutalized emotionally and physically and … 😵💫 it makes me pant 🥵 because I’m unhinged like that.
2. The two “Gambit” books, also by Karen Miller. These are a Kenobi and Skywalker adventure where they go undercover, off-world together and the whump is served to them both BIG TIME. Plus, lots of bonding 🥲
3. Mathew Stover’s “ROTS” novelization. BY THE FORCE. You will sob incessantly and incoherently, but the OBIKIN IS STRONG AF.
4. DARK DISCIPLE. Okay, this is a Quinlan Vos story, but it’s effin GOOD. And there are some charming Kenobi and Skywalker scenes.
5. Jude Watson wrote eleven “Jedi Quest” books highlighting Kenobi x Skywalker adventures throughout Anakin’s Padawan days. The bonding is ♥️🥹😭 10 of these can be found as digital downloads, one of them (the first one, simply called “Jedi Quest”) can’t be, it’s physical only. My favorite one is called “THE MOMENT OF TRUTH”.
Honorable mention. Kit Fisto is my all time favorite Jedi💚 and —while he is a hero in loads of comics— the book “The Cestus Deception” (by Steven Barnes) takes the cake! OMG! Barnes just made me fall head-over-heels for Fisto. He writes him so beautifully and and sexily and gahhhhh!!! Fun fact— the audiobook of this (I own this in physical, digital and audio because I’m a freak) is read by actor, Jonathan Davis, and let me tell you…. His “Fisto voice” is so effen sexy that I turn into a horny puddle when he speaks. AHHHHHH!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 I’m rambling now😵💫🥵😵💫🥵
I have read dozens and dozens of SW comics and books, from Windu and Palps stories to Ahsoka, even the secret romance of Obi-Wan and Siri. My mind is actually a minefield of random SW knowledge 😅 so I’m thrilled to make any suggestions anytime (or make you horny 🍆)
xo Maia
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ok i don’t think we acknowledged how crazy the line “all he’ll see is me” is. for us (the audience), we’re like yeah sure duh! bc we’ve seen the OT trilogy and heard vader say “kenobi is all that matters”—for us, it’s like of course all vader will see is obi-wan; he’s obsessed with the guy.
but obi-wan doesn’t know that. he just found out, like, yesterday, that anakin’s still alive, so he most certainly hasn’t heard about vader’s relentless quest to find and destroy him like sidious and all the other long-suffering imperial officers (yeah vader attacks him and reva mentions that he’s been looking for him for a while but like thats not indicative of an obsession, that’s just regular revenge stuff).
and yet obi-wan just…makes that assumption. that anakin is for sure definitely 100% obsessed with him to the point that he’ll let the rebel force threatening his empire escape without a second thought if he even catches a glimpse of obi wan.
that is an actual balls to the wall crazy assumption that no normal person would make about another normal person considering those two people haven’t interacted in a DECADE.
and still!! obi-wan is so confident in this assumption that he’s willing to bet the lives of innocent people—including the life of leia, his four closest friends’ joint child—on it, on the fact that “all he’ll see is me.”
ofc he’s right but how horrifically insane and sad and kinda beautiful is that?? that he knows him so well?? that they’re so connected even after all this time that obi wan knows anakin will feel the same about him as obi wan does about anakin bc all obi-wan sees is him, too?
This is the way that we love
read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/41496606 by numinousnumbat As Anakin's Knighting ceremony approaches, Obi-Wan struggles with attachment. He and Anakin have shared a deep Force-bond for years, and neither is sure they can survive without it. With the Council suspicious of their attachment to each other, will they have enough time to figure out what they truly want? Words: 7032, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Mace Windu, Yoda (Star Wars) Relationships: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fluff, First Kiss, Force Bond (Star Wars), Age Difference, Not Underage, Happy Ending, mentions of hands on sex education between masters and padawans, mention of prior obi-wan/qui-gon, Masturbation, mentions of other sexual acts read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/41496606
I think about this a lot.
may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

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might have made this post a couple years ago but how far back along the evolutionary tree do you have to go before it’s bestiality to have sex with early hominids? I think australopithecus is too far but that’s just an upper bound
actually wait since humans are largely differentiated from our ancestors by neotenous traits maybe it would be pedophilia for an australopithecus to have sex with a human. and bestiality the other way. might have just discovered a new kind of crime
i think everyone in the homo erectus group is close enough to not be bestiality, so australopithecus is exactly the most human-like being for whcih it would still be bestiality. i googled some pictures of homo ergaster and like…yeah thats a dude
Yeah, fucking lucy is definitely bestiality. Australopithecines are just upright apes and don’t share many traits with anatomically modern humans. It’s still a point of contention if we really know that Lucy and her kind were actually our ancestors. Additionally, I HAVE to ask my professors this question now and i can already feel their brain doing backflips to answer
@transhumanoid @transgenderer
My prof finally got back to me, a pretty non answer imo
only on tumblr to people ask questions like “would it be ethical to fuck my primate ancestor from 400,000 years ago?”
The answer is no, mainly because you’re almost defiantly related
the unexpected answer we all ignored: it’s not bestiality, but it is incest
So this post travelled from “is sex with homo habilis bestiality” to “sex with homo heidlebergensis is incest” and I’m now curious as to where it can go next. Presumably “sex with homo sapiens is SIN” which… does seem to be where a lot of tumblr posts go, come to think of it.
I’m not sure if fucking an australopithicus would necessarily be bestiality. I feel like it might be monsterfucking.
Great post everyone
I have some real bad news for anybody here whose criteria for “is it incest if I fuck them” is like “we share any genetic material” because oh boy, well
I heard that modern humans are all, at most, 50th cousins- there was a genetic bottleneck in human history because they think there was a mass extinction event which left only 10,000 of us alive. So, good job, humans.
So what you’re saying is it’s LESS incestuous to fuck an australopithicus than a homo sapiens
Guys, the important consideration is the one we cannot know without a time machine. if you ask an australopithecine if they want to fuck, do they say “Yes” in a language that some kind of universal translator can comprehend? Or do they say “EEEE eee eeee ooo eee?”
If they have language and can and do say yes, it’s monsterfucking. If they don’t, it’s bestiality.
Tumblr: As usual, tackling the important ethical issues of the day.
Can we just at least agree that, in this day and age, fucking most of them would be necrophilia?
It’s an accomplishment is what it is.
*munching popcorn mixed with snowcaps* I love to see academic midrash on my dash
I never understood how trolls got any satisfaction out of trolling. And then I told a bunch of fic authors that I write directly into AO3 and I haven't stopped cackling since 🤣
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