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ok tumblr is currently telling me my blog has no posts with the tags I use to track my posts, so I'm making a new one in the hope that the easy win will help the search function to believe that the power to search for my tags was inside it all along
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stab scene intimacy coordinator
Reblog with the punchline of your favorite joke
No setup
No context
Just punchline
GO!
A man who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog
“Why are you wearing a hat at home?!”
There is no punchline
there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
two different ones:
“They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.”
and
“Pig like that you don’t eat all at once!”
“I’m back for a brass Republican.”
Dishes a bad joke.
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theres plenty of FROyo for the both of us.
A HONEYCOMB
both scientists get water because the bartender is smart enough not to give the second scientist a glass of hydrogen peroxide
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Denim denim denim
“I’ve always wanted to know what it’d be like to have an orange for a head.”
“Look at that S car go!”
Just then, Cyclops comes around the corner and kills both of them.
Update:
“Demerara”
"ee fish int' sea"
If there's more of us, then we're not rebels.
im kind of obsessed with this graphic.
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They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
I love coming to my senses like you know what.. I should’ve been meaner
stormwings being a mythical species in canon means we're able to receive the doylist explanation for their existence on a watsonian level, which is always nice in a YA series. sometimes unsubtle things work really well. like yeah, they were allegedly brought into being as a cautionary tale about the horrors of war, which is also exactly why the author created them. and the fact that they gather around places where they suspect there will be a battle soon means that you can't ignore the consequences of what you're about to do. you can't even plan an attack without being reminded of what will happen to the corpses you'll leave rotting in the sun. one of the recurring things in Lady Knight is Kel driving off stormwings because she's disgusted by what they do. then after the final battle, she lets them have the corpses left behind, because she's learned she can't ignore the consequences of war. it's a huge point of growth for her, but not in a warm fuzzy way that the reader can feel good about. she's accepted that she will inevitably leave corpses behind to be defiled, and all she can do is determine when the battle is worth the cost.
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“it’s just not my thing” voted most useful phrase for conflict avoidance for the third year in a row. “sorry, i’m in a weird mood” a close runner up
What shall I do if a dm threatens me with a cursed amulet if i dont stop seducing the npcs...
depends, is it a sexy curse?
Favourite use of "fuck"
- fuck me (exclamation)
- fuck me (sexual)
- fuck off
- fucking around
- fucked over
- fucked up (intoxicated)
- fucked up (oopsie)
- fuck it
- fucked it
- fucking hell
- motherfucker
- a different use of fuck I'll drop in the notes
Favourite use of "fuck"
fuck me (exclamation)
fuck me (sexual)
fuck off
fucking around
fucked over
fucked up (intoxicated)
fucked up (oopsie)
fuck it
fucked it
fucking hell
motherfucker
a different use of fuck I'll drop in the notes
"Some preferences have to be sacrificed for society" is such a broad statement that it can cover everything from
"Maybe not every household needs its own industrial-grade leaf blower."
"Maybe we should accept denser housing and shared infrastructure."
"Maybe private lawns should become community gardens."
all the way to
"You don't get control over your schedule."
"You don't get privacy."
"You don't get to choose your own aesthetics."
"You don't get to decide who has access to your emotional life."
"You don't get to opt out of communal activities."
"You don't get to have tastes that aren't socially approved."
Those are not remotely the same category of thing.
Some people treat all preferences as interchangeable units. They imagine a giant pile labeled "individual desires" and then talk about reducing it by 15%.
But preferences aren't equal.
Wanting three power drills when one shared drill would do is different from wanting control over your schedule.
Wanting a third car is different from wanting a bedroom door that locks.
Wanting a private yacht is different from wanting the ability to listen to music nobody else likes.
Wanting a 10,000-square-foot mansion is different from wanting to spend an evening alone.
The fact that these get lumped together is what makes the discussion so frustrating.
Because someone says, "Well, people will have to make sacrifices."
And I ask, "Okay, what sacrifices?"
And they think I'm being difficult.
No, that's the entire question.
A society that says, "You can't own six lawnmowers because we have a tool library" is making a very different demand from a society that says, "You can't go to bed when you're tired because the wellness committee has determined that lights-out is at 10 PM and not a minute earlier or later." The first one is actually a functional society. The second one is a "therapeutic" boarding school for adults.
OP do you mind if i also add that as a disabled person sometimes people forcibly classify accomodations i need as "prefrences", and that has caused problems in the past especially as a kid because "if we let you have your prefrence [leave super loud area] we'd have to let everyone else have cake for breakfast and we cant do that!"
There’s something so uniquely terrifying about memory issues. I feel like my self is slipping away from me.
Here’s the thing I feel like a lot of folks don’t get: I’m not trying to forget what you said. Honestly, I really tried not to. I can’t control what I do and don’t remember—forgetting things just happens. It’s annoying for you, I know, but for me it’s distressing as hell and when you make a big deal out of it rather than just reminding me you make me feel ashamed. I’ll remember that, at least.
It costs you nothing to be kind to people with memory problems. Please. It’s scary enough without people treating memory lapses as a personal failing.
Hey, reblog this version instead, please!
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Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time
real talk tho ive seen ppl talk abt how long hair on men isn't intrinsically feminine & assuming so is racist can we get the same convo going for Black women w short hair can we start talking abt how short hair isn't intrinsically masculine or is that a step too far
