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ok tumblr is currently telling me my blog has no posts with the tags I use to track my posts, so I'm making a new one in the hope that the easy win will help the search function to believe that the power to search for my tags was inside it all along
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never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
ok but good news guys! The other day I dropped a 1 litre carton of milk in my kitchen (that's not the good news), and let me tell you if that stuff had been a liiiiitle more opaque, RED, and the situation had been a LOT more urgent? Believe me you can have a good 'blood everywhere' scene with WAY less than 2 litres! Like... the carton was still mostly full when I carried it to the sink. <300ml was enough to get EVERYWHERE. There was milk spatter in parts of my kitchen you wouldn't think it could have reached. If I ever need to clean a crime scene I'm just gonna not bother. It's hopeless. They say a real friend will help you move a body? Not if it died of blood loss I fucking won't! Anyway cleaning the fucking kitchen SUCKED but I am at least no longer worried that I can't realistically cover my characters in as much blood as I want to. It takes so much less than I thought. (Also I'm revising down all past estimates of volume-of-blood-spilled irl to... don't worry about it. Basically none. I thought it was ~50ml? It was like 5ml tops there wasn't even any on the ceiling.)
Even gooder news! I am having aa SPECTACULAR nosebleed and had the presence of mind to grab a measuring cup a few minutes in so I'm gonna do RESEARCH. My walls are off-white. If someone offers to pay for paint and supplies before this fully congeals, I will throw a known volume of blood at one and post photos.
Update: hurry this stuff is coagulating at a speed you wouldn't believe (unless you already knew more than I do about blood clotting, I guess)!
I do NOT think I will be using this measuring cup for food purposes any more.
ok so:
it's stopped
nobody Yes, And-ed and also I remembered the carpets are off-white as well (I didn't decorate this place, ok? frankly neither did the landlord) so I threw the ~10ml I collected at the ugly tiles over the bath instead
it was way too coagulated and mostly landed in one spot with a loud Splat
10ml IS enough to look pretty dramatic on a wall though!
all that and an absolute mountain of kitchen roll AND enough left over that I look like that one Andrew W.K. album, and for what? I didn't even do anything!
my moustache currently doesn't bend
I need to clean the bathroom :(
still haven't written a damn thing
update:
kinda lightheaded for some reason? don't know why it can't have been more than 20ml total
everything smells of blood :(
it would have been more sensible to clean the bathroom before posting on tumblr
I'm not squeamish I'm just taking a little break for entirely sensible reasons
just realised I had a cup of tea that has now gone cold :(
oh boy the worksurface under the cupboard I got the measuring cup from has a 'black granite' effect finish that's impossible to see mess on and I just put my hand in an entire puddle I hadn't noticed so I also need to clean the kitchen
oh and it had dripped and formed little stalactites under the lip of the worksurface how delightful
unlike the bathroom this isn't even because I did something stupid I was just spontaneously bleeding!
ugh I used to deal with more blood than this on a monthly basis when did I get this... totally not squeamish, honest... about it?
That boy is going places.
I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀
if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old
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the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
ok but good news guys! The other day I dropped a 1 litre carton of milk in my kitchen (that's not the good news), and let me tell you if that stuff had been a liiiiitle more opaque, RED, and the situation had been a LOT more urgent? Believe me you can have a good 'blood everywhere' scene with WAY less than 2 litres! Like... the carton was still mostly full when I carried it to the sink. <300ml was enough to get EVERYWHERE. There was milk spatter in parts of my kitchen you wouldn't think it could have reached. If I ever need to clean a crime scene I'm just gonna not bother. It's hopeless. They say a real friend will help you move a body? Not if it died of blood loss I fucking won't! Anyway cleaning the fucking kitchen SUCKED but I am at least no longer worried that I can't realistically cover my characters in as much blood as I want to. It takes so much less than I thought. (Also I'm revising down all past estimates of volume-of-blood-spilled irl to... don't worry about it. Basically none. I thought it was ~50ml? It was like 5ml tops there wasn't even any on the ceiling.)
Even gooder news! I am having aa SPECTACULAR nosebleed and had the presence of mind to grab a measuring cup a few minutes in so I'm gonna do RESEARCH. My walls are off-white. If someone offers to pay for paint and supplies before this fully congeals, I will throw a known volume of blood at one and post photos.
Update: hurry this stuff is coagulating at a speed you wouldn't believe (unless you already knew more than I do about blood clotting, I guess)!
I do NOT think I will be using this measuring cup for food purposes any more.
ok so:
it's stopped
nobody Yes, And-ed and also I remembered the carpets are off-white as well (I didn't decorate this place, ok? frankly neither did the landlord) so I threw the ~10ml I collected at the ugly tiles over the bath instead
it was way too coagulated and mostly landed in one spot with a loud Splat
10ml IS enough to look pretty dramatic on a wall though!
all that and an absolute mountain of kitchen roll AND enough left over that I look like that one Andrew W.K. album, and for what? I didn't even do anything!
my moustache currently doesn't bend
I need to clean the bathroom :(
still haven't written a damn thing
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
ok but good news guys! The other day I dropped a 1 litre carton of milk in my kitchen (that's not the good news), and let me tell you if that stuff had been a liiiiitle more opaque, RED, and the situation had been a LOT more urgent? Believe me you can have a good 'blood everywhere' scene with WAY less than 2 litres! Like... the carton was still mostly full when I carried it to the sink. <300ml was enough to get EVERYWHERE. There was milk spatter in parts of my kitchen you wouldn't think it could have reached. If I ever need to clean a crime scene I'm just gonna not bother. It's hopeless. They say a real friend will help you move a body? Not if it died of blood loss I fucking won't! Anyway cleaning the fucking kitchen SUCKED but I am at least no longer worried that I can't realistically cover my characters in as much blood as I want to. It takes so much less than I thought. (Also I'm revising down all past estimates of volume-of-blood-spilled irl to... don't worry about it. Basically none. I thought it was ~50ml? It was like 5ml tops there wasn't even any on the ceiling.)
Even gooder news! I am having aa SPECTACULAR nosebleed and had the presence of mind to grab a measuring cup a few minutes in so I'm gonna do RESEARCH. My walls are off-white. If someone offers to pay for paint and supplies before this fully congeals, I will throw a known volume of blood at one and post photos.
Update: hurry this stuff is coagulating at a speed you wouldn't believe (unless you already knew more than I do about blood clotting, I guess)!
I do NOT think I will be using this measuring cup for food purposes any more.
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
ok but good news guys! The other day I dropped a 1 litre carton of milk in my kitchen (that's not the good news), and let me tell you if that stuff had been a liiiiitle more opaque, RED, and the situation had been a LOT more urgent? Believe me you can have a good 'blood everywhere' scene with WAY less than 2 litres! Like... the carton was still mostly full when I carried it to the sink. <300ml was enough to get EVERYWHERE. There was milk spatter in parts of my kitchen you wouldn't think it could have reached. If I ever need to clean a crime scene I'm just gonna not bother. It's hopeless. They say a real friend will help you move a body? Not if it died of blood loss I fucking won't! Anyway cleaning the fucking kitchen SUCKED but I am at least no longer worried that I can't realistically cover my characters in as much blood as I want to. It takes so much less than I thought. (Also I'm revising down all past estimates of volume-of-blood-spilled irl to... don't worry about it. Basically none. I thought it was ~50ml? It was like 5ml tops there wasn't even any on the ceiling.)
Even gooder news! I am having aa SPECTACULAR nosebleed and had the presence of mind to grab a measuring cup a few minutes in so I'm gonna do RESEARCH. My walls are off-white. If someone offers to pay for paint and supplies before this fully congeals, I will throw a known volume of blood at one and post photos.
Update: hurry this stuff is coagulating at a speed you wouldn't believe (unless you already knew more than I do about blood clotting, I guess)!
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
ok but good news guys! The other day I dropped a 1 litre carton of milk in my kitchen (that's not the good news), and let me tell you if that stuff had been a liiiiitle more opaque, RED, and the situation had been a LOT more urgent? Believe me you can have a good 'blood everywhere' scene with WAY less than 2 litres! Like... the carton was still mostly full when I carried it to the sink. <300ml was enough to get EVERYWHERE. There was milk spatter in parts of my kitchen you wouldn't think it could have reached. If I ever need to clean a crime scene I'm just gonna not bother. It's hopeless. They say a real friend will help you move a body? Not if it died of blood loss I fucking won't! Anyway cleaning the fucking kitchen SUCKED but I am at least no longer worried that I can't realistically cover my characters in as much blood as I want to. It takes so much less than I thought. (Also I'm revising down all past estimates of volume-of-blood-spilled irl to... don't worry about it. Basically none. I thought it was ~50ml? It was like 5ml tops there wasn't even any on the ceiling.)
Even gooder news! I am having a SPECTACULAR nosebleed and had the presence of mind to grab a measuring cup a few minutes in so I'm gonna do RESEARCH. My walls are off-white. If someone offers to pay for paint and supplies before this fully congeals, I will throw a known volume of blood at one and post photos.
nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
OP is an optimist
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Everyone look at the quilt my grandma made me!! I’ve actually had it for a few years now but I wanted to post it so y’all could admire it!
The Wind was made up by Big Predator to try sell you the idea the grass is not actually full of snakes
“this is how you age when you’re unproblematic” NO! stop assigning moral weight to attractiveness! I am not hot because I’m a good person! I am hot because all of my friends are gorgeous! I’m absorbing their beauty! Like a vampire! Because I’m evil!
can someone please send me that post abt washing your sheets "climb in my brothers"
Hey so how do people know if youre spraying glysophate as a weedkiller and not something else? We started using industrial vinegar instead but people are still complaining that we're using chemicals and its like... it feels like there's no way to communicate that its the skin-burning kind of chemicals and not the cancer-causing chemicals.
Everything is chemicals. Shitty education is the problem (also instant experts and *gestures vaguely*)
Glysophate causes cancer, industrial vinegar is highly corrosive and causes chemical burns, and poison hemlock can kill you.
This is that balance of human needs vs ecological needs that makes decisions difficult.
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i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3
Yesterday I almost cried because my baby cousin ran up to my grandmother and was like. “Ha! Buhbuh ba ha.” And she said okay you want to show me something? And he led her over to the garden patch and crouched down and pointed at rocks and plants and was like. “Ah. Habah ba ah” as she listened attentively.
And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.
this is such a beautiful post it doesn't need my dumb addition, but i can't fit this in the tags. at the archaeological site Dolni Vestonice in the Czech Republic there are a bunch of really really fascinating finds and I'm only going to tell you about one tiny detail of one of the most interesting sites in the world.
at this settlement 20-30,000 years ago there lived a person who appears to have been a sort of sorcerer-grandmother-ceramics artist and her workshop was preserved very well in the sedimentary layers. her hut where she had her kilns was full of little sculptures of animals and people that seem to have been made to explode in the kiln on purpose, we're not sure why but nevermind. the relevant detail is that when you sculpt something with your hands and then fire it, your fingerprints can be preserved in the surface of the clay forever, so we have fingerprints of ancient ceramics artists that have survived for tens of thousands of years. and one of the major artifacts from Dolni Vestonice has a fingerprint on it that is so small it could only have belonged to a child
so this shaman-grandmother-sculptor, who was buried with her pet fox by the way, had children running through her workshop and touching everything she made while she was at her mysterious work of creating the world's oldest ceramics, none of which appear to be bowls, bottles, pots, or any "useful" items at all, but rather a collection of animal and human and sometimes anthropomorphic figures, some of which appear to be self portraits. exactly the same as sandersstudios' grandmother being led to the garden by an excited baby. we've all been the same for 30,000 years.
