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Elizabeth Bennet fanart in an art nouveau style - watercolour and ink

Inspired by the ‘95 miniseries design (the only true adaptation yes I will die on this hill)

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valtsv

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

valtsv

by talos this cant be happening

batshit-auspol

In a 1996 by-election, one of the candidates for Australia's parliament changed his name to Steve Grim-Reaper so he wouldn't get mixed up with other candidates

batshit-auspol

Update: Thanks to some brilliant suggestions from you all, we have an even better contender - A man who ran in the 1998 federal election named 'Prime Minister John Piss the Family Court and Legal Aid' who received a whopping 183 votes for the party 'Abolish Child Support'. Sounds like a lovely guy.

Unfortunately for Mr Prime Minister Piss, this name change came back to haunt him after he was denied a passport a few years later due to the name. This led to this quite incredible entry into Australia's case law that is still frequently cited today:

Unfortunately for Pisso, the court ruled that the government was right to deny him a passport, on the grounds that the phrase "Prime Minister" might be considered by some to be offensive.

Australia went on to change the laws around name changes as a result of Mr PM JP, making him the first and last Prime Minister Piss we'll likely ever see on the ballot in our lifetimes, and democracy is all the poorer for it.

batshit-auspol

Honourable mention to this headline from a South African newspaper:

And this quote from Time magazine:

potted-orchard

There was more than one of them!

batshit-auspol

"BRUCE THE-FAMILY-COURT-REFUSES-MY-DAUGHTER'S-RIGHT-TO-KNOW-HER-FATHER"!!!!!

Truly one of the names of all time

matrixdragon

That is a name that answers every question about why he's not allowed contact with his daughter, I feel.

acethememelorde

HELLO???

batshit-auspol

How does this post keep getting weirder.

So we looked it up and yes, it was indeed the 'Dane' recording studio owner who attempted to stage a fascist uprising in Melbourne (of all places) in the 90s.

This was the last update we could find on him in the news, sounds like he's doing well for himself:

ineptshieldmaid

Men used to be able to change their names to Piss The Family Court and run for office.

Now they’re reduced to standing on the footpath on Goulburn Street with a laundry rack displaying handmade posters calling the Family Court bloodsuckers.

#my ‘the family court refuses my daughter the right to know her father’ tshirt raising a lot of questions answered by my tshirt #definitely a real Type Of Guy here

k-wame

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3liza

ouughhh

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deadgenerations

you know it could be a lot worse. we could all have cloacae.

deadgenerations

imagine the "my boyfriend doesn't wash his cloaca" discourse.

if-only-angels-could-prevail

homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

luckyletd0wn

supid

homunculus-argument

supid.

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thehumanwiki

You can teleport! How does it look?

Puff of smoke

Leaving someone's sight and suddenly you are gone

Fading out of existence

PowerPoint animation

Transforming into a flock of crows

Portal

A trapdoor that isn't there when someone checks

Exploding into confetti

Popping out of existence with no fanfare

Shooting yourself out of a cannon

The Secret Option (tell me)

i don't even want to teleport

Voting ended onJul 3

#anime girl transformation #sailor moon style

helenvaughans

zitasaurusrex

lucydacusgirl

What am I gonna do with my one wild and precious life omg it can’t be phone in bed forever

yesornopolls

🍃 Have you had any cosmetic surgery? Even if it was small

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 29

#top surgery baybee

vinceaddams

It had never occurred to me that bus upholstery fabric is something that an ordinary person can just buy, but I was watching a video that included a trip to a huge fabric store and they just had a whole section of it??!

Including the exact same one my city buses have!!

The fabric store in the video isn't even in the same country as me, but I sat on that very same pattern on the way to work yesterday!

vashti-lives

I love discovering really specific commercial textiles are also available for domestic use. Very jarring to discover, for example, that bowling alley carpet is something anybody can just buy.

vinceaddams

Even though I don't want any myself it's really nice to know that it's an option!

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incisedwound

im saying shit like this to women all the time

lesbianralzarek

i think the absolute best way for it to happen is him mishandling a gun on the 4th of july and dick cheneying himself on live tv. like, he tries to do some revolver ocelot shit to look cool during a military celebration and blasts his shit clean off. no blaming that one on the radical left, hes just stupid

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