Hello, Intrepid Heros!

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

Probably the funniest part about getting into moomin is learning that Snufkin committing crimes is actually canon and not just a really popular headcanon

One of my least favorite mental illness things is "hungry but dont feel like eating" and its companions "hungry but all the food in the house is Illegal," "hungry but can't make anything," and "hungry, want to eat, but why bother"

Also the adhd friend “hungry but unaware of hunger because current activity is too captivating”

"Hungry but I'll get to it later"

“Definite not hungry, nope, but upon forcing oneself to eat something, discovering that the food vanished in 30 seconds and the pervasive feelings of ickiness all vanished, what the fuck"

Hungry but only for one specific food. I do not know what that food is but i do know i don't have it in the house

my grandfather decided to memorialize my late grandmother and her love of scrabble by hanging a big wood block of the letter F on the wall

Your joking

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

personally if I was mother I would yeet miette

you score a field goal with Miette??

ooooh! points for mother! threee points for mother!

I’m about to make Any Way The Wind Blows my entire personality and everyone else’s problem.

Among us blood gulch map

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

this post is utterly incomprehensible to me

hey this same post cost an arm and a leg to make

EXACTLY LIKE THAT

this right here is why ‘queer’ is an identity, not a slur

QUEER IS AN IDENTITY, NOT A SLUR

Put the Q back in LGBTQ+

it’s not pride month but i will reblog the SHIT out of this any time. queer pride babeyyyyy

we’re here, we’re queer, and too confused to pick one of those other labels so you better fucking get used to us because we’re not gonna get less messy, bitches.

my favourite thing about breath of the wild is that it forces you to fish like an insane person