Future's gonna be okay

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

“Average poem parodied three times a year” factoid is actually statistical error. Average poem is parodied 0 times a year. This is Just To Say by William Carlos Williams, which is not a metaphor for Plato’s cave and is parodied over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

I’m not sure when this bottom bit here got added but it really is the best addition to my post I’ve ever seen.

read the goblin emperor. it is a phenomenal book with rich worldbuilding, its own language system, magic, and lore. the main character is maia, a half elf, half goblin archduke raised in exile by his hateful elvish uncle because his goblin mother is dead and his elvish father, the emperor, hates maia’s guts. then the entire imperial line of succession gets blown up and maia becomes emperor of an elven kingdom that fucking hates goblins. whatever kind of basic fantasy read you think this is, i promise you it is so much more than that.

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