You Just Lost The Game

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

📦 Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

people are saying this is a song and i can't imagine what it could possibly sound like. what the hell are you talking about

I am so glad that in 2026 there are people experiencing Günther for the first time.

the youths yearn for the ding ding dong

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

dude why is your cutie mark a cigarette burn & we arent horses

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich