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anglaised

i think a lot of you or rlly all of you should stop using war criminal as a “cutsie” self descriptor and like. google what that means, especially if ur american

anglaised

like genuinely y do u as a white american even feel comfortable giving urself a username like “nonbinarywarcriminal” do you know what war crimes american soldiers do to the global south specifically to the women and children there? maybe we should be informed on that, maybe we should do some required reading

#while people—and god forbid they’re even out here identifying *themselves* as white! identifying with the thing that exists purely to #exalt itself as superior via comparison to ‘the other’ and cannot exist as a category without doing so!—love to be ‘leftist’ as #and identity marker that distinguishes them as ‘a good guy’#and *hate* actually using political philosophy as a way to consciously think about the way they move through the world #and it seems that pointing out when their actions contradict their rhetoric #a lot of them truly would rather die than do the work of consciously fixing their hearts and living with intentionality

wosp-reactivated

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

THE MINNESOTA AURORA FOOTBALL CLUB TAKE HOME THE CENTRAL CONFERENCE FINALS. ITS COMING HOME.

#everything coming up minnesota

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throathole

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

anariel-the-elrond-apologist

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

throathole

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

a-book-of-creatures

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

cognitohazardous

#LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN BACK

hotvampireadjacent

sweet-marie

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

slimetony

What was that noise outside just now

slimetony

Is everyone ok

slimetony

Oh my god something exploded

newtypezaku

Big mood

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what-even-is-thiss

The thing that gets me about Fallout New Vegas is that almost every character is willing to just tell you their whole life philosophy from your first second of meeting them.

Hello Mr. Mailman. I do not respect you. Let’s have a long philosophical discussion about the role of democracy in a post nuclear war society before I kill you.

#society if the only people to survive the apocalypse were guys who tweet

ayeforscotland

People going to My Chemical Romance have been warned not to join any ‘parades’ in Glasgow lmao

ayeforscotland

If you see any orange you’re in the wrong place.

the-big-mood

Full trailer for 'Pickmon', an open-world survival game that looks like 'Pokémon' and 'Palworld', except monster capturing is done with “cards”

ruinedchildhood

flitsy

Tell me that's not Link. Blue tunic and everything.

totallynotgayforyou

Oh hello Ceruledge

Wait

Roadhog!??

junglejim4322

George bush truisms

I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER

RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE

YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST

A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.

DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME

vintrkraka

right now, r/timberwolves is mostly just thirsting over how hot the roster is. happy pride, twin cities.

vintrkraka

well, that and crisisposting about losing naz reid

vintrkraka

now theyre doing summoning rituals for lebron james

#surprisingly normal and probably fine

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minneapolis rappers love sampling the humble great northern loon

ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

mankillercalledbunny

Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.

Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.

mankillercalledbunny

Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly

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