subcomandante killjoy

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

i think a lot of you or rlly all of you should stop using war criminal as a “cutsie” self descriptor and like. google what that means, especially if ur american

like genuinely y do u as a white american even feel comfortable giving urself a username like “nonbinarywarcriminal” do you know what war crimes american soldiers do to the global south specifically to the women and children there? maybe we should be informed on that, maybe we should do some required reading

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

guys, if i do kill myself and never published any books or anything please copy all my best tumblr posts and arrange them into a deeply moving stream of consciousness narrative and submit it to the new yorker on my behalf. i feel like i can count on you. don't let my life and posting have been in vain

What was that noise outside just now

Is everyone ok

Oh my god something exploded

People going to My Chemical Romance have been warned not to join any ‘parades’ in Glasgow lmao

If you see any orange you’re in the wrong place.