how 2 tell nonsense jokes & be emotionally unstabl

cities breaking down on a camels back

me every day

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

Everyone say thank you women with deep low pitched voices

ever wandered around in an open world video game and noticed there are no children? no elderly people? no fat people? no one using a wheelchair? no one with a guide dog? this is supposed to feel like a living world and there's so much of life that's just not there

🦋O you who carry humanity on your shoulders and kindness in your hearts… I am certain you will not abandon my little Farah in these cruel circumstances. I place all my hope in your generous souls and the mercy within your hearts 💔🫂🥹

please help, any amount makes a difference!

If you can please donate

I appeal to you, compassionate ones, we have no one but your generous hands to turn to. We desperately need medicine; all my family members 😭😭

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well