im very normal.

hold on lemme get this bitch’s pronouns before i vore them

Ezcuse me ladies everything you just said about wile e coyote being a cocksucking faggot and being passed around at college parties and sucking his husbands cock and cruising at home depot has been echoed and amplified out your open ground floor window to our leasing office where we are discussing not renew8ng your lease when its up and we all have heard everything you just said

POKEMON TONIGHT BITCHESSS

Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

Can I roll my Ewok in peanut butter and bird seed and make it stand outside my treehouse

you can do anything with an ewok. they’re a useful utility to have

hey buddy. the fuck store called. they're havign a . they're having a sale. on. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh