im very normal.

hold on lemme get this bitch’s pronouns before i vore them

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

Kitty cats are always playing it up. Getting head pets and cheek scritches can't possibly feel THAT good.

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

why do so many people say they’re “from” brazil? is that like a country or something

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

asking my therapist to rank me among her other patients

hi now you have paws ok?

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head