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Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

hand to fucking god the woman in front of me in line at starbucks just ordered a venti ice water with 3 pumps of chai

i would like to expand upon this: the barista was very nice and talkative and funny and his nametag said Jackson so hi Jackson. the lady gave her order and he walked away to get the water then sort of wandered back with an empty cup and was like “okay, so - ive never made this before - so you want the uh, water on top of the syrup? syrup at the bottom, and then ice water?” and she said yes and he went through the 7 stages of grief in about 1.5 seconds and then made the drink. i did not see it when it was done

God was shielding you

MANDATORY REBLOG

This sounds like a lot, but it’s true. An estimated 100,000,000 sharks per year are killed, threatening many species with endangerment or extinction.

Scary predators are important to the ecosystem, too. Conservation’s not just about the panda bears.

I was one of the 100 to get the check from these folks, and holy shit I was CACKLING at the hurt people on Facebook. Some people only cared about their precious $15 when it helped the poor.

Congrats! I’m thrilled that some of my $$$ went to people who needed it. 

Chaotic Good

“We’re just being regular correct.”

This isn’t surreal this is high school

And college

As a person with… I think hazel eyes? Idk, they’re blue ringed with green that turns to an orangey-yellow around my pupil, I feel this post needs more positive commentary.

you’re the reason we need to sit quietly -_-

Lol I’m legit just hazel

owned

Lifeguard Jesus disagrees with the law

Lifeguard Jesus is found in contempt of court and sentenced to jail

every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

It’s like that electron thing

Its exactly like that electron thing

I’ll cry laughing forever

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

I reblog this Everytime I see it because it just fills me with so many emotions

when i was a kid i really wanted to play the fun nick games online but neither me nor my brother could spell nickelodeon.com so i cried

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has