i'm just gonna put this here

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

we are losing what the meaning of the word “Thick” is. When someone says thick, y’all think it’s just a nice ass with a tablespoon of hips. When I hear thick, I think double chin, round pretty face, flappy arms, stretch marks, wide biscuit-busting hips, large thighs, tummy/belly, big fuck you tiddies, side rolls, pear figure, and much more. if you want slim thicc, there’s nothing wrong with that, but please…leave the ancient, sacred texts alone…thank you for coming to my ted talk.

I still think it’s objectively fucked how the world is built for morning people and if you wake up later than everyone else you’re seen as a malicious aberration of some sort. I am that but it’s not because I wake up at 11 fuck yourself