stop romanticizing your problems. start sexualizing them instead convince yourself you are into every bad thing you experience

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

whatever you do, don’t think about norm and lucy wearing the number 33 on their backs like branded cattle

“If We Knew What We Were Doing, It Would Not be Called Research, Would It?”

stab scene intimacy coordinator

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us