Not Beating The Witchcraft Allegations

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

there is nothing quite like asking a cat in a doorway “in or out”

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

a lot of rpf can be explained by the fact that actors are all like that with each other constantly but i never want to say that on here because it feels like telling a 7-year-old santa isn’t real

actors hanging off of each other constantly isn’t a sign that they’re fucking it’s a sign that they were once in a BFA program and never relearned normal boundaries. when actors are fucking and it’s complicated they won’t even stand in the same room with each other.

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

learning that constantly thinking about and analyzing and interpreting my traumas isn’t actually healing . and don’t get me wrong its made me a very effective communicator and emotionally intelligent person. but actually im supposed to be moving on and experiencing new things and happiness and stuff and not just compulsively reliving and recontextualizing the past. oops!

velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it

sorry guys im bored as fuck

I try to reward people for sticking through the dumb bullshit parts of my songs with something cool

I have GOT to stop spending $30

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

the smuckling smumbler