Tha Caomhainn Gèidh

let's reintroduce "rude" to the lexicon no that person is not evil or morally bankrupt or even your enemy they're just being rude

making wetfood slop for the beasts and all three of them are weaving around my feet and desperately begging like “MOMMMM PLEASE GIVE US THAT WE LOVE THAT WE WANT IT PLEAAAAAAAAASE CAN WE HAVE IT” like. yeah guys i wasn’t planning on keeping it for myself i don’t think any of you have ever seen me decide to drink salmon pate soup out of your three individual cat bowls. but i guess you never know

a cancelled tv show is a kind of dead wife

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

(one beer in) im not saying id suck this old man off im just saying if his hips were in the general vicinity of my parted lips then whatever happens happens

Can someone now poke Mitch McConnell with a stick?

No, he might wake up if we do that.

I was thinking it’d go straight through him like if you poke a rotting watermelon.

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

Manifesting

Please request your radios to play "ding dong the witch is dead" too! It would be an amazing occasion for it!

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

oh so now were just posting homophobia and agreeing with it huh

that's the webcomic that's bad???