but here across the veil, we move with lighter step

i hope caleb widogast has fun being corrupted today i hope he gets to be a little mean so that he can regret it and ruminate on it once hes uncorrupted haha

Was I the one scrolling this post like "surely this is going to be the last one"

half of fic research is rereading the fandom wiki four times for obscure character info and the other half is googling shit like “when did we start using drywall in home construction”

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

i think hands-down the most irritating thing that happens when England play in a major tournament is when countries who have historical reasons to dislike the English (Scotland as a milder example, but especially everyone they/Britain literally COLONISED), obviously want to root against them, and then we have to read thinkpieces by so-called leftists (who lbr already have a preconceived notion of football as a "chavvy" sport) about how nobody should ever root for England to lose a game bc the domestic violence rates go up when it happens so if you're not cheering for England you're pro domestic violence and you're an anti feminist

I seem to be living a very expensive lifestyle called eating food regularly

the lonely idgafer starts giving a fuck late at night

even though I am not seeing it live, once Projekt Funball happens I will still automatically become at least 15-20% more annoying because of the sheer power of its existence