I'm Cooler on the Internet

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

Of course it didn't deter the geese they put up a sign right next to it saying it was fake.

Cecil Palmer voice : My cousin Throckmorton, you know, the skateboarder

remembering you have organs inside of you is so sickening like man i do NOT need to be fully aware of the fact that like. my appendix is just IN there. doing fuck all

jinxed myself with this one bc my appendix decided Brother, I’m Going To Start Doing Something (Today) and now it’s gotta come out

thanks to everyone who’s said any variation of “happy pride month to your appendix” in the tags. really appreciate that.

It's true. I write it, I post it, and I have to forget about it or I'll cringe at my own writing.

mutual you are so funny and cool How do i form a social bond with you without interaction

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

literally what would we do without gif makers thank you gif makers THANK YOU GIFMAKERS i love nothing more than to watch a tiny moment of a scene loop over and over and over the world is so beautiful