I'm Cooler on the Internet

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

I've been put in the tank 😔

It's crazy how many people use Death of the Author to mean "separating the art from the artist" when it's actually not supposed to have anything to do with who the author is as a person and is supposed to be about the idea that the author's interpretation of their own work should not be seen as the definitive, correct opinion on that work. Like you're not supposed to invoke Death of the Author when JK Rowling devotes her entire life and fortune to transphobia, you're supposed to invoke it when Trent Reznor says Closer by Nine Inch Nails isn't a sex song.

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.

i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

The beauty of Albany continues.

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO WATCH TV SHOWS FOR A SINGLE CHARACTER OR SHIP. BECAUSE YOU SHOULD DO THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.UNLESS BANK ROBBERY MAKES YOU HAPPY, IN THAT CASE, JUST CHEAT AT MONOPOLY.

Multilingual characters calling their lover pet names in their mother tongue is one of my favorite things.

#multilingual characters switching to their native language when they get too aroused / emotional / angry (via muepin)

Multilingual characters slipping into their mother tongue when they hey drink or are to tired/lazy to bother with the mental acrobatics of speaking the common tongue

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

i am very weak for the “ruthless person who develops one (1) ounce of ethics because the person they are obsessed with wouldn’t approve of murder” thing.