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Caleb “I didn’t ask how flammable the tent was, I said I cast fireball” Widogast

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

you know the combination of asexuality + large amounts of physical trauma + massive issues about agency and bodily autonomy + touch aversion + mixed up fear and pleasure drives has given jon the weirdest relationship to physical intimacy. things are happening in that man's brain that would make people want to name new disorders after him.

Essek teaching Trent Ikithon the Resize Box cantrip while keeping the Black Hole Of Death mega spell in his back pocket is so freaking funny

Imagine being Essek and being so excited to study the beacon with people who might understand your fascination with magic and every time you ask about actually trying something new that would progress your studies, they call you a slur and throw you out

I see this, and I see where gymnastics was like 50 years ago, and I really wonder what in the world gymnastics will look like in 50 years.