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…Oh, so by “gay”, you mean. Actually gay.

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but tbh this is the kind of content I live for.

Happy Pride Month!

Caduceus to the Mighty Nein: why must you insist on being the shadiest versions of yourselves when you don’t need to be

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

buddy comedy where essek (war criminal and notoriously bad liar) and reani (holy warrior of justice sworn to smite corruption and evil) hang out in uthodurn and increasingly zany, wacky, etc. shenanigans occur while essek tries to hide his crimes from reani. it’s like ‘essek, why are there dynasty and assembly assassins after you all the time? you didn’t do any crime, Did You?’ and he’s like, ‘Why No, They Must Be After Some Other Essek Thelyss It’s A Very Common Name In The Dynasty Huh How Weird Is That Haha’ and she’s like ‘oh ok :)’ and this exact conversation happens like. 5 times.

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice