Whumpster Fire

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

Were the artichokes humanely slaughtered? Were they cage free artichokes that could frolic in the fields as nature intended, or did they spend their lives locked in factory farm battery cages, growing in pots of nutrient deficient soil? How young were they? A lot of people don't even know that artichokes are actually perennials.

I was expecting him to walk over to a piano and start playing Megalovania for the $10,000 one

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

they routed the project and such that it's close to an actual Bronze Age burial site btw. so they're possibly disturbing REAL graves in order to not "disturb" a fictional character's "grave"

Yeah, this is in West Wales - Freshwater West in Pembrokeshire. Shit head tourists keep going there and littering it with fucking socks and painted pebbles. It's in a national park and is environmentally sensitive, so yes, please, do go and destroy the fucking thing

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

new chess piece called the jester which can move anywhere on the board but can't capture anything. it just gets in the way to annoy your opponent

Jester is a way better name, but also each player having a Jester that can move like a knight or a queen, can't capture, but it is possible for the opponent to capture it, would be kind of neat. Like the main things it could do would be blocking pawns or sitting on a defended square to block bishops / rooks / queens from going past it and forcing the opponent to sacrifice a piece to get rid of it, but it'd still be something.