Team Zero Connoisseur

shoutout to whoever it was at my show who had a sign saying 'gerard way have you played baldur's gate 3?' who got gerard to infodump for a few minutes about baldur's gate 1

michael romance 2nite

How am I serving the least amount of cunt here

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno