digital consumer/outputter

it’s going to be fucking craaazyy when I’m older than like Samantha on bewitched or Jeanie I dream of genie because like they’ve always been Adult Women on Old Shows and then I am going to be older than that?? What? Crazy.

from the hours of 11pm-2am I am outside trying to gain all the feral cats trust

I’m the Queen of Entertaining Myself. I love this, I love that. a cool bird in the tree. a cute glitter pen. matching your shoes to your bag. a fun little drink to sip on while you do things. a song to sing. the sky. a big leaf on the ground. some scented lip gloss. a dog walking around. a nice gum to chew. it is all Important to Me!

imagine telling someone from 100 years ago that there’s corn in the cheese now