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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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Here's one of my chaotic reels I made for Instagram today. Basically I keep talking shit about my sketchbook and I'm trying to fix it in my own dumbass way 😊

#my face #hi hello #art #artists on instagram #artists on tumblr #crossover bitch #artist problems #sketchbook

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I wanted a personal pizza from pizza hut and saw online they had mozerella sticks and I'm like hell yeah bitch I got paid this week let's dabble in that shit! and when my order arrived instead of mozzarella sticks they gave me fries???? Which I did not know they had. so for lunch I had pizza and french fries with a sweet tea. and I feel like the most American ass bitch on the block.

#weird ass combo

transfemininomenon

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

#askddjlwldjkjslalsj

smoogieboogie

My new pfp is my own art of ben 10 btw I feel like I never really explained that and one day I just went from bill hader to a cartoon boy and said nothing of it. It's ben 10. Ben 10 is cool. I don't make the rules

smoogieboogie

One day I'll do digital art again but until then I'm doing traditional until I work my way back up to digital. Here's my ben 10 art from 2023 that I just love in the meantime 👍

#my art #mars art #ben 10 #ben tennyson #fanart #digital art #my old art

vintage-tigre

Straight to Jail

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My new pfp is my own art of ben 10 btw I feel like I never really explained that and one day I just went from bill hader to a cartoon boy and said nothing of it. It's ben 10. Ben 10 is cool. I don't make the rules

guiltfactory

tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me

cow-inthe-closet

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

#im friend who's busy mixed with friend who is sleep #sleep counts as busy and honey sometimes im sleep at 6pm on a tuesday

eroscestlavie

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

eroscestlavie

#i sure fuckin do!

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

topgunvolleyballscene

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

topgunvolleyballscene

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

#monthly on both #sometimes weekly on that headache

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freakyolivelady

computa make my mutuals have a great day

ohwhatagloomyshow

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

#hell yeah lol

santa-ana-winds

Day 5 of doodling to get back into art again! I was not expecting to draw this dude but like it just happened so. Huh.

#ryland grace #art #my art #doodle #sketchbook #sketchbook page #traditional art #scrapbook

dankxsinatra

Where's his Oscar?

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righthandarm-man

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 4 days 1 hour

#i can remember most #there's one i cant remember i just know it was on the floor of a bathroom that was getting remodeled #who was that guy???#i knew him at the time #what the hell why cant i remember who that was 😂#thats so funny

I love my job but sometimes it's hard in that some people just really hit you right in the heart. There's this guy who's just a little bit older than me who's wife around the same age passed away unexpectedly and he's having the hardest time and he's in a lot of pain and I've been the one who's been in contact with him the past few days and it's just so sad I wanna hug him but it ain't my place. just damn.

#death tw #funeral service tw #funeral director things #this job aint for the faint of heart

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