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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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I haven't been to Michael's in forever and I went today and I'm like holy shit this stuff is so expensive like craft shit has always been kinda pricey but like 5.99 for 2 regular sized glue sticks was a shock to the system dude

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magimagali

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

teathattast

storm-of-feathers

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

guessinggames-deactivated-2026-0

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

#15 #also the year iron man came out and changed my entire brain chemistry for good so theres that

comradekatara

atla just so happened to write one of the most insane and complex brother sister relationships in all of television, and yet for some reason everyone focused on zuko and azula instead, even though they are basically just normal siblings, and as such not even that interesting ..

comradekatara

their dynamic is more fraught and tragic than you could ever comprehend……

this☝️ is just a typical sibling interaction

adrenaline-revolver

katara and sokka are what happens when you are your brother’s mother and your brother also tries to be your father. you love them, you hate them, you’re half of them, you can’t stand them, you look after them, they keep you safe.

azula and zuko are both just gifted kid burnouts with a dad that only loves the winner.

tanoraqui

#yeah when they're not trying to kill each other azula and Zuko are p normal. #katara and sokka on the other hand spent the majority of their childhood trying to raise each other #and were also the ONLY kids in their age group that they ever interacted with. #they are so. they're so. #''i don't remember what my mom looks like I just picture katara'' WHEN HE HAS HIS MOTHER'S FACE. kills me. (@professorsparklepants)

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calllynx

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

smoogieboogie

The only way to get me to watch something is to just put it on when I'm in the room which is how my sister is currently having me watch project hail Mary. I was just sitting on the couch in silence on my phone and she just put it on without saying anything and now I'm invested lol

smoogieboogie

Well i get why everyone fuckin loves that movie that was adorable man wtf

The only way to get me to watch something is to just put it on when I'm in the room which is how my sister is currently having me watch project hail Mary. I was just sitting on the couch in silence on my phone and she just put it on without saying anything and now I'm invested lol

markvomit

cherrydanish

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Was driving with my sister and I saw a really ugly hello kitty decal on a car and I said "oh shit you missed this really ugly hello kitty decal" and she immediately made fun of how I pronounced "decal" I say it like "dih-KAL" like it rhymes with "the PAL" and she was like uhh it's "DEE-kal" like it rhymes with "ME pal" and she was laughing because she said she's never heard anyone say it like me I'm like for sure people say it like me come on it sounds fancier it's like pecan being pronounced like puh-kaan or pee-can I'm sure some of yall say it like me right??? Lol

cocoloveyume

byjove

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.

Tell me how your parents met in the tags.

#at work at a national labratory where mom was receptionist and dad was security #kinda boring

griffonatrix

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