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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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memento-meliora

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

wateredwizard

Why does your post have lingerie on

memento-meliora

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

Dude I don't have the mental or physical energy to work at Walmart today but because I am at 3 unexcused absence marks already and today is a holiday and thus marked as a "key date" and calling in today would count as 2 absence marks and you get fired at 5.... I am here. And not in a fun All Might way. But in an amajiki kind of way. I wanna go home.

cringecorp

fhauly

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

heirtocragflame

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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risretrograde

they hate to see a girlboss winning … couldn’t be me 💅🏻

#stephen king #christine

agnes-nielsens

brainstreams

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

#stephen king

arandomthot

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times

#sometimes i just do both and say fuck it! !

yellbug

modesty

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ruraltears

wildflowerdaysi

by fedebiancyshinoda

I'm reading Danse Macabre by Stephen King which is a non-fiction overview of horror the genre and damn when he writes from himself from his own pov he's a sassy lil shit that stephen king! it's great lol I don't use Twitter but people always say he was like that on Twitter and I'm like oh yeah I can 100% see it

fleshdyketwo

they call me the bad music liker. for reasons that are unclear

muddypolitics

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

#you sew 'em first too #as someone who has participated in embalming multiple times lol

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