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I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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fishpondfish

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

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commodore64

so-much-for-subtlety

lesbian-moon-gf

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

No, prev, I do not. Please elaborate what on earth you are talking about. What do you mean r/nosleep story?? What does that mean!?!??

commodityproduction

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/

r/nosleep is a subreddit where people share short horror stories while pretending that they are real. This one is about staircases in the woods

#i literally just listened to that exact story yesterday while all alone at the funeral home lol

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dailyflicks

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (2006), dir. by Kenny Ortega

#2006?!??#wow man #time fuckin flies bro

mlarayoukai

fucked up cat thing from the pacman cartoon

goddessrytsukathsama

esthers-wine

rosieandthemoon

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forsapphics

I MUST WEAR SOMETHING GAY!

slightly-gay-pogohammer

hey gang i got popsicles pick one as pass the box to someone else

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anise

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"i cant believe you dont have this or that flavor" listen they had these ones okay

#pineapple!

sycamorality

and always remember every character is aroace unless stated otherwise

Today so far has been a pretty good day. I was seriously stressing over these cremated remains getting delivered to a cemetery out of state on time and they just barely made it before the services I was SWEATING and like it wasn't my fault it was cutting it sooooo close, the family told us point blank when to send the cremated remains and we followed what they told us it was just too close for comfort for me holy shit and like it wouldn't have been my fault if the cremated remains were late but I care about people and their funeral services going smooth that's why I'm in this field so I'm soooooo happy this gentleman will be laid to rest AND on time 😅 and then I also got free lunch because it was my boss' birthday! Free chicken strips and cake!!!! Lol

a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

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#pet sematary #oof bad!

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a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

good

bad

great

awful

FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Remaining time: 5 hours 26 minutes

#pet sematary #oof bad!

Oh I finally finished reading Danse Macabre by Stephen King which it was fun to read a non-fiction book after so much fiction but about 75% of the way through I was like alright buddy let's wrap this up lol and isn't that just classic stephen king right there? So I liked it lol

#love his books but sometimes im like okay dude lets move on lol

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