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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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stupidrehab

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

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liveleaker-deactivated20250423

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

quinkkill

Unfortunately me until Thursday

liveleaker-deactivated20250423

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

blackdow

my foot hanging off the bed i don't even care anymore just let the monster take me ...

dykonicdiva

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

blckgirlacid

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

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citywidespecial

anyway does anyone want to sit on the floor with me for a while

I got so caught up at work for the funeral director who was on vacation that today with her back, both of us are just sitting here with nothing to do... which is good! We're just bored lol but like we're thankful for the peace it's just like.... soooooo... how 'bout this weather ayuh

andypantsx3

if u were defeated in a boss fight what loot would u drop??

(question inspired by this post btw)

#funeral flowers

scottlava

“Clever girl.”

socratesgirl

how i do unfortunately listen to my shitty music #myshit

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outofcontextgarf

miffyplush

x

mjwatson

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

sailing-ever-west-deactivated20

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

brexitfc

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men.

And me.

pinniposting

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

deathwarlock

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

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starrynet

new uquiz! the premise is that you just got hit by a truck and are about to be transported into one of ao3's most popular alternate universe types. take this auquiz to find out where you're going

#alternate universe - xmen fusion!#lets fuckin gooooooo

smoogieboogie

Sometimes being an adult, even one who is also a sober adult, you can still make bad decisions. Like eating only deviled eggs for dinner and then suffering from a massive tummy ache like yeah maybe don't eat a bunch of eggs and mayo as a meal 😔

smoogieboogie

I started feeling better from the tummy ache and was like you know what I'm gonna eat? Ice cream with gummy worms. So wish me luck I guess

#my stomach is like congrats on the sobriety but this is worse than when you just ate vodka for dinner #lmaooo

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