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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country? by Xiaoyu Wang

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contemptible-scoundrel

this is happening to me

#if thia dude had shorter facial hair he'd look just like the ceo of the funeral home i work for #its weirding me out #*this #who is that guy lmao

bleekay

#me but its me sending my rent money to my sister and then getting doordash food

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was your pet expensive to get?

yes

no

not the most expensive but not the cheapest either

for free

it was a gift

found it outside

traded for something

results

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours

#got my cat for free cuz his previous owner said he was a devil that attacked her and she was going to take him to the pound #i was like no i will take the boy #and he was a sweetheart so i think maybe she just sucked as a person lol

questions-about-blorbos

Has your Blorbo ever deliberately killed someone?

Yes. It was justified

Yes. It was not justified

Yes. Some were justified. Some were not justified

Not deliberately. They’ve killed someone. But it was an accident

No. They’ve never killed anyone

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

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#merchant of death bro #like yeah he has #lol #tony stark

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houndmother

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

houndmother

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

evardstentacles

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

#people always think I've seen and love Stranger Things and nah #havent seen a glimpse of it #like ohhh just because i love the 80s and monsters n shit lol #thats what It 2017 is for and finn wolfhard is in that so im good yo i dont need to see stranger things lol

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kjscottwrites

Reject the idea that there is such a thing as high art and low art!!! Read smut! Write horror! Watch low budget shorts! Listen to a local garage band!!!

I'm at the small funeral home location today and at the bigger location I work at on my other days (my preferred location with my fun desk) they have a new person spending the day with my coworkers over there to train because she's going to be front desk person at a whole other location (we have like a bunch of locations can u tell?) and they want her to see all of our many facilities yada yada I'm just like..... I know she's sitting at my fun desk right now.......

....... she's going to touch my bone pens!!! Ah!!! Lol

#my sister got me pens shaped like bones for my birthday #my bones (pens)

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1anonyymous1

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

#thats sounds amayzing

maderchode-deactivated20240415

I dont have tumblr sorry

Oh my goddddddd just finished reading Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption and it was so good I got a little teary eyed at the end like wow it was cursed yoai but it ended in cute yaoi and a message of hope 😭💖

Day 3 of doodling to get back into art.

Fun fact: that orange "hospital" band is from my work. Found it in my bag. It's unused! I say this because we actually use these bands to put around a decedent's right ankle when we send them to be cremated. And yes you must write out as neat as possible their entire legal name and date of birth with the initials of the funeral worker who wrote it and the date of when you wrote it so I did that here for Jack Torrance. Just funeral director things uwu 🌸

#mars art #my art #the shining #i am obsessed with that shot of nicholson all frozen #i want it as a poster #not my art no just the actual shot lol #art #sketchbook

wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva

message to all bitches

please survive

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I'm starting the process of getting my FSI liscence yall which is a Funeral Service Intern license and once I sit in on 50 arrangements with an FSP director (the top tier of licensed director) to get my license I can move up from Funeral Director Assistant to a licensed Funeral Director Intern. It will take some time but holy shit yall 😳

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please survive

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