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tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Everyone in my department was scheduled to go home an hour early today but me. So I told my work friend that I'm leaving when they all leave. I was like I'm pretty sure if I'm hidden amongst the herd as it exits, management won't even notice tbh

Leaving with the herd did not work my boss is more attentive than I thought and made sure to look at who was leaving when and was like Mars! Stock some of this bread please? I was like damn. Lol but fair 🤷

Show daddy that nice picture again

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)