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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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cybermanes

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

darkpagesworld

palpablystupid

Rocky gets interviewed.

(Ref)

#lmaoooo #phm

asteronomical

you guys ever think of how grace and rocky have slowly assimilated into each other in all the years theyve spent alone together. you guys ever think of grace becoming more and more eridian and rocky becoming more and more human.

grace picking up the habit of humming simple eridian words. grace tapping his foot twice when he's asking a question. grace instinctively hiding away when eating. grace being unable to sleep unless someone's watching him. grace saying hello and goodbye the way eridians do.

rocky tilting his carapace to convey emotions. rocky turning to "face" grace even when he has omnidirectional hearing. rocky attempting to emulate human gestures with his biology. rocky learning of hugs and kisses and wanting to give and receive them all the time.

they're both not quite human. they're both not quite eridian either. not quite on earth, and not quite on erid just yet. just grace and rocky, among the stars. like the hail mary is their own planet and the universe is the sun she orbits. just them. no one else.

#bro <3 #phm

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scarlct-vvitch

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

#phm

Me before seeing project hail mary was like whatever man get that blonde guy off my dash. and then I was shown project hail mary sort of against my will and immediately I was completely enamored by everything about it and now I'm like put that blonde man on my dash every day please and thank you also put just as much of the rock boy on the dash as well. Send tweet and send my gratitudes 🙏

dangerous-crow-boy

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

chiimeramanticore

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

#it is 11:52 pm and I'm in the funeral home at the front desk waiting 8 more minutes for my lunch break #im also thinking about project hail mary because it has consumed my brain #i meant am #not pm

shadowen

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

#honestly just looking forward to getting off work and just being home tonight

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sunnyedge-deactivated20210308

A local theater group is going to be using the funeral home I work at for rehearsals I just found out today lmao rad

Alright! Let's hope today is slow and boring! I could use a slow and boring day! Everybody, stay alive out there 👍👍

unusual-suspects

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futuremoji

Your least most recent emoji predicts how your summer will end

#👌#huh #well that's fine then

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mildsunflower

SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952) dir. Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen

#singin in the rain #💖

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