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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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sailor-crusader-deactivated2025

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

#LMAO

normystical

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

laeffy

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

thyrell

her what

thyrell

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

basicmyth

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dushku

HALLOWEEN MARATHON 2025 ↳ day 3 🎃 PET SEMATARY (1989) | dir. mary lambert

#pet sematary #stephen king

smoogieboogie

I'm bored and I saw on YouTube music you can play a Playlist of all the songs you've liked I was like oh cool let's see what past me fucks with and pressed shuffle and first song was Alcohol by Millionaires and I put my head in my hands like god damn it. But then again.... even sober now this song does kinda slap still... lol

smoogieboogie

If yall want a peak into what high-school sounded like for me here ya go 🤷

I'm bored and I saw on YouTube music you can play a Playlist of all the songs you've liked I was like oh cool let's see what past me fucks with and pressed shuffle and first song was Alcohol by Millionaires and I put my head in my hands like god damn it. But then again.... even sober now this song does kinda slap still... lol

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Day 6? (Honestly I don't remember) of doodling to get back into art. Here's a messy one! But I had fun so

#sketchbook #sketchbook spread #messy art #art #artwork #mars art #my art #sam manson #mention #lol

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charl0ttan

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

charl0ttan

How high above sea level are you right now?

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#about 5k feet above sea level #mountain town babyyyy

Had a dream I had to stay at an air bnb and the only shower this place had was in the backyard with no walls no privacy and I just had to roll with it and it was not my favorite stress dream in the world because it was very much naked and annoyed and also there were dogs doing zoomies in the backyard and almost knocking me on my ass every 2 minutes while I rinsed out my shampoo

Obsessed. Definitely won't use this at work though lol

I wanted a personal pizza from pizza hut and saw online they had mozerella sticks and I'm like hell yeah bitch I got paid this week let's dabble in that shit! and when my order arrived instead of mozzarella sticks they gave me fries???? Which I did not know they had. so for lunch I had pizza and french fries with a sweet tea. and I feel like the most American ass bitch on the block.

#weird ass combo

transfemininomenon

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

#askddjlwldjkjslalsj

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smoogieboogie

My new pfp is my own art of ben 10 btw I feel like I never really explained that and one day I just went from bill hader to a cartoon boy and said nothing of it. It's ben 10. Ben 10 is cool. I don't make the rules

smoogieboogie

One day I'll do digital art again but until then I'm doing traditional until I work my way back up to digital. Here's my ben 10 art from 2023 that I just love in the meantime 👍

#my art #mars art #ben 10 #ben tennyson #fanart #digital art #my old art

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