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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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Tonight is my first night as funeral director on-call.. yall wish me luck 😔

#they started putting funeral director assistants on the on-call rotation in may #im nervous

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kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#ummmm i think cucumber??#or celery... it was in a sushi

sillyseacreature

He is indeed a guy

I got everything on my to do list at work done in the first 2 hours and so I've just been sitting here in no air conditioning just all alone bored out my gourd and its not even 2pm yet when it feels like it's been 84 years

#girl help #im bored im anxious im hungry im hot

whatcha-thinkin

The bar is closing and you and your drunk friends are hungry! In your opinion what's the best drunk food?

tacos

pancakes

hot dogs

chicken wings

burgers

pizza

nachos

Philly cheesesteak

ramen

peanut butter & jelly

dude see if there's a [tag] nearby

I would never bring this garbage into the temple that is my body

Remaining time: 14 hours 22 minutes

#i feel i am a professional in this particular situation and it is tacos #lol

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maxanor

You are lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Clementine... THE LONG WALK (2025) dir. Francis Lawrence

#the long walk

dogpuppy

#so real

The air conditioning is still broken at the funeral home and like filling urns already makes me sweaty but filling urns when there is no AC is sweaty fuckin business dude oh my gatos 😅

#my coworker says oh my gatos and now i can't stop saying it lol

teaboot

How it feels when your trusting and optimistic nature thwarts a malicious plot you weren’t even aware of

teaboot

An addendum:

bitchesgetriches

Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.

Delicious. We love to see it.

tobaeus

@ralfmaximus

ralfmaximus

Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch — and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.

I love stories like this.

tacofriend

Get peer reviewed!

lierdumoa

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antonchigurhbuttplug

rip barry berkman we miss you

#i loved whatever was wrong with him

zynseok

lives were changed

michael j. fox in teen wolf (1985)

egberts

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

gaybichon

not even funny how true this is for me

wholesome-animal-images

lonnson

The feared sting-ray

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loveridden1999

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

purgatorialist

shot this while exploring an abandoned hotel today.

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