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happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

new uquiz! the premise is that you just got hit by a truck and are about to be transported into one of ao3's most popular alternate universe types. take this auquiz to find out where you're going

Sometimes being an adult, even one who is also a sober adult, you can still make bad decisions. Like eating only deviled eggs for dinner and then suffering from a massive tummy ache like yeah maybe don't eat a bunch of eggs and mayo as a meal 😔

I started feeling better from the tummy ache and was like you know what I'm gonna eat? Ice cream with gummy worms. So wish me luck I guess

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks