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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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Pick one:

I'm Friendly 🙂

Do Not Pet 🤚

I'm Nervous 😵‍💫

Margaritaville 🍹

Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

#i know im doing well on my sober journey when i went to pick margaritaville but then went no you shant and picked nervous instead #lmao

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T minus 10 minutes until my funeral director on-call shift starts yall I feel crampy lol

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I also just wanna add like I know I be bitching a lot about my job but I do genuinely love what I do and helping people. I just gotta complain sometimes lol

tuherrus

you don't even have a dog

#phm

T minus 10 minutes until my funeral director on-call shift starts yall I feel crampy lol

#it wasn't so bad last time tbh #i just feel like this week has been so chaotic im like pessimistic rn #lol

youvereachedlucy

stop it. This shit isn’t good for my heart.

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segamascott

I think I'm a gum dragon in that I just was rummaging around in my work bag and found 5 different packages of different kinds of gum. These are my dragon treasures that I hoard. I got: One spearmint pack of gum, one grape mint pack of gum, one cinnamon pack of gum, one pack of bubble gum, and another pack of a different kind of bubble gum.. why? I never thought I was like a huge gum connoisseur but here I am with 5 packs of gum at once

#who want a peice

jooliadoodles

genuinly tho i love to think about the human mannerisms rocky must have picked up while alone with grace for years. do you think he returned with an accent? completely different body language? sayings and idioms that make no sense when translated? it's so dear to me.

#rocky the eridian #phm

theythembobdylan

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

vonlipvig

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

#2 iron man helmet keychains #an arc reactor keychain that says ''proof tony stark has a heart''#an orange casket keychain #a green rhinestone lizard keychain #all on an iron man lanyard #its a bulky ass set of keys but i love them #oh and a keychain that has a hearse on it that says ''i see dead people''#because i sure do #see dead people that is

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My coworker who is in her 60s was telling me about how her daughter found this new bookstore and how she doesn't really understand the books her daughter reads but they have a whole section of these slut books I was like EXCUSE ME??? she was like is that not what they're called? Slut books? I was like girl i think you mean smut books and also why are you telling me this she was like I don't know what it means my daughter was just excited I was like where am I is this a prank???? oh my god LOL

#i explained it to her and she was like OH MY GOD and we laughed for a long time lololol

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I go outside regularly

antlershade

no you don't

256x224-deactivated20240130

okay fine I go outside weirdly

rienafoutre

gh0stienj0yer

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

gh0stienj0yer

posts that make you want to get in the water

Even though I'm the funeral director on call, today is actually turning out to be pretty chill. Thank goodness. This week keeps going up and down like a roller coaster but rn we are UP! 😊

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Aw fuck. I just remembered I'm the funeral director on call tonight. God damn it. Pour one out for me yall lol

smoogieboogie

I finished reading Project Hail Mary and like

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Rocky is the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet

#i feel that post book bittersweet feeling

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