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I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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arowitharrows

The duality of "If you even imply that being aro or ace condemns someone to a sad and lonely life I will fucking fight you"

and

"being aro and ace is the most isolating thing I will ever experience"

theprideful-deactivated20251201

i think the tags are important

myheadisfullofholes

This.

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meduseld

Well. They yassified Carrie White:

https://ew.com/carrie-tv-series-first-look-mike-flanagan-modern-twist-exclusive-12015053

Like..........

She's not even naked or bleeding, the fuck are these girls even recording???

Half of them are showing less skin than she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meduseld

Fucking:

It's the same picture. What are we doing here.

meduseld

Just make an original story and gooooooooooo. Carrie snaps after years of bullying, because as a kid she started preaching the gospel at the lunch room and they laughed at her. She was ALREADY a long standing target when the story opens. And also, her main bully was at home, but suddenly the iconically unhinged Mrs White is. Not abusive?

WHY MAKE CARRIE THEN. AT ALL

red-mercer

This sucks so much it's gonna get eight seasons and make about 50 tags I gotta block

#what the hell.#this sucks.#why even make this

I'm getting so good at requesting military honors dude it used to scare the shit out of me but now I'm like bro I got this shit 😎

satorugojowidow

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Remaining time: 5 days 21 hours

#my part of the US is hella spain

decayalectical-deactivated20230

how do you become so well read?

by reading

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My singing lesson was rescheduled to today at 6:45pm and I agreed to that shit last week I was like ya that's fine put me on the schedule my dude! but now I'm like what the hell six-fourty-fuckin-five in the pm on a weeknight is late as hell I'm an old man I am in bed by 8pm this is cutting it too close lol

digitalmemoriez

✫･ﾟ*.2005･ﾟ✫*.

thej0ry

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

meshugenist

reblog it

#I'd also reblog it #my dad is one of the most frustrating humans I've ever encountered lmao

queerofthedagger

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

gothish

by Roger Karlsson

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skippyisntfunny

bisexual-engineer-girl

Pulitzer Prize type shit

wizardshark

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

spooky-narwhal

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

unicmagicalkunt

i delete posts cuz i be getting mature over the hours

#fr

Okay here I am making art and yeah the red got away from me but at the same time this felt good to make so hell yeah ✌️

#my art #mars art #its messy but free lol

Finished reading The Gunslinger the first book of the dark tower series and it was interesting! A different style but still very King-like. I definely prefer his horror novels but this was cool to read something different!

Literally there's nothing to do at work and I'm on my own again so I'm just watching artist youtubers while on the clock. Trying to get inspired by others and honestly it's definitely making me want to create so thats good! Just wish I could make the art instead of being stuck at this front desk 😒

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sonandheirofnothinginparticular

mollybeenoel

Rest in Peace, Sam Neill (1947-2026) 🕊️

#😭😭😭#🩶🩶🩶

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