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I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

they in love <3

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The next book I've started is The Dark Tower I The Gunslinger so lots of people when they hear I'm trying to read every Stephen King book always ask if I've read any of The Dark Tower series yet and well here we go I'm starting on numero uno yall 👀

escuerzoresucitado

Which vessel would your soul inhabit?

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#1 is so cool dude its great in color and is weird as hell and offputting i love it #put my soul in 1 and have some teens find it in the woods and release my chaotic energy into their lives mua hahahahhahahaha

fishpondfish

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

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so-much-for-subtlety

lesbian-moon-gf

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

No, prev, I do not. Please elaborate what on earth you are talking about. What do you mean r/nosleep story?? What does that mean!?!??

commodityproduction

https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iex1h/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/

r/nosleep is a subreddit where people share short horror stories while pretending that they are real. This one is about staircases in the woods

#i literally just listened to that exact story yesterday while all alone at the funeral home lol

dailyflicks

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL (2006), dir. by Kenny Ortega

#2006?!??#wow man #time fuckin flies bro

mlarayoukai

fucked up cat thing from the pacman cartoon

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I MUST WEAR SOMETHING GAY!

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hey gang i got popsicles pick one as pass the box to someone else

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"i cant believe you dont have this or that flavor" listen they had these ones okay

#pineapple!

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sycamorality

and always remember every character is aroace unless stated otherwise

Today so far has been a pretty good day. I was seriously stressing over these cremated remains getting delivered to a cemetery out of state on time and they just barely made it before the services I was SWEATING and like it wasn't my fault it was cutting it sooooo close, the family told us point blank when to send the cremated remains and we followed what they told us it was just too close for comfort for me holy shit and like it wouldn't have been my fault if the cremated remains were late but I care about people and their funeral services going smooth that's why I'm in this field so I'm soooooo happy this gentleman will be laid to rest AND on time 😅 and then I also got free lunch because it was my boss' birthday! Free chicken strips and cake!!!! Lol

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