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@smoogieboogie

I'm Mars. I'm a full-time funeral director assistant and a part-time grocery store cake decorator. Just in case you see me in the tags sounding unhinged, my jobs are weird. anyways! many fandoms. kinda all over the place. Sometimes I draw, but mostly, I'm just on here scrolling like the rest of yall. I should be doing laundry... I probably won't.... anyway!!! yeehaw 🫰

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Maybe I should apply to work for our pet funeral side of the company so I can get a break from these fuckin death certificates I'm so sick of death certificate problems and pets don't have those lol

#im a lil burnt out #i need a vacation

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whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch

#bahahahahahahahaha long time followers already know mine #do i even need to say it?

I need to just like scream for 5 seconds and then I think I'd feel better lol

#im just super frustrated today #one of the directors is slacking and im like trying my best over here but it looks like im slacking now but I'm not!!!! i just AHHHHHHHH

kosmogrl

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

#summer #and i love summer and fall

Its been a shit ass day gahhhh and yesterday was so nice!!!! damn the inconsistency!!!

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mrsterlingeverything

Having a body is the scariest thing everrrrrrr what if something happensss

rylandsgrace

The Devil Wears Prada (2006) dir. David Frankel

#me #today i looked and wr got 2 new people into our care during the night #so i know im the one who's going to have to make lots of phone calls and scheduling about it #🫠

This toast is not hitting this morning unfortunately

eroscestlavie

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

eroscestlavie

darkpagesworld

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cybermanes

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

darkpagesworld

palpablystupid

Rocky gets interviewed.

(Ref)

#lmaoooo #phm

asteronomical

you guys ever think of how grace and rocky have slowly assimilated into each other in all the years theyve spent alone together. you guys ever think of grace becoming more and more eridian and rocky becoming more and more human.

grace picking up the habit of humming simple eridian words. grace tapping his foot twice when he's asking a question. grace instinctively hiding away when eating. grace being unable to sleep unless someone's watching him. grace saying hello and goodbye the way eridians do.

rocky tilting his carapace to convey emotions. rocky turning to "face" grace even when he has omnidirectional hearing. rocky attempting to emulate human gestures with his biology. rocky learning of hugs and kisses and wanting to give and receive them all the time.

they're both not quite human. they're both not quite eridian either. not quite on earth, and not quite on erid just yet. just grace and rocky, among the stars. like the hail mary is their own planet and the universe is the sun she orbits. just them. no one else.

#bro <3 #phm

scarlct-vvitch

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

#phm

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Me before seeing project hail mary was like whatever man get that blonde guy off my dash. and then I was shown project hail mary sort of against my will and immediately I was completely enamored by everything about it and now I'm like put that blonde man on my dash every day please and thank you also put just as much of the rock boy on the dash as well. Send tweet and send my gratitudes 🙏

dangerous-crow-boy

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

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