🎂Funeral Cakes⚰️

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

museum date but i spend the whole time crying over the concept of history and time

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I think I'm doing okay. It's just highly stressful getting a family calling from a hospital and explaining things to them about the cremation process while I'm in my own kitchen 😅😅😅

I think the most common misconception people have is that cremation is fast. It is not. The actual cremating of remains is yeah 2-3 hours usually, but leading up to that takes forever. I generally summarize a lot when speaking to a family who is having a hard time, but I always give the estimate of 2 weeks for a cremation. Some people will call and be like my loved one passed away if we use you will they be cremated tomorrow? And I'm like I am so sorry, but no. Which like why would people know that it's not that fast like I get why it's a misconception so I don't hold it against them at all it's just yeah a giant process and I hate being another bearer of bad news but that's just the job, man 😫 2 weeks. About. Yep.

Tonight is my first night as funeral director on-call.. yall wish me luck 😔

And it begins.... from 5pm today until 9am tomorrow I am answering all funeral home calls. Fuckin ugh.

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy