funeral cakes

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

her what

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

I'm bored and I saw on YouTube music you can play a Playlist of all the songs you've liked I was like oh cool let's see what past me fucks with and pressed shuffle and first song was Alcohol by Millionaires and I put my head in my hands like god damn it. But then again.... even sober now this song does kinda slap still... lol

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

My new pfp is my own art of ben 10 btw I feel like I never really explained that and one day I just went from bill hader to a cartoon boy and said nothing of it. It's ben 10. Ben 10 is cool. I don't make the rules