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sorry i didn't reply i have existence issues
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This kills me every time
"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding
What do you mean âchatâ is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

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trans dogboy summerâŚ. whoâs with me
Bad part about school rebuild: EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT AND THEY ARE CHANGING SO MUCH I HATE IT Good part about school rebuild: Art and photography kidd get almost a whole building to ourselves (the few non-gcse rooms are shoved into one corner) and it's mostly separated from the main school, will be nearby the SEND department and it right next to the trees :)
TAG GAME GUYS
TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE
Starting with me:
Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay
@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay
so I was just finished with reading song of achilles, highly recommend, made me sob, and achilles pissed me off, like the pride was mental, so I thought that patroclus, my king, deserved some well deserved love and appreciation. The bigger person part is in no way at all a tribute to me because I am the petty bitch you will ever have the displeasure of coming across
@bardorsomethinglikethat @achillesfinch14 @bartdrawssometimes
@hyyl18
basically bards are important in my book series, and that was inspired from the bard yaskier from the Witcher, and I feel like it was something he'd say about himself so I went with that.
Your guy's lore is hilarious btw đ¤Ł
@isoldmysoultothefae @mustard-in-a-bottle @st4ry3mi @ellie-moonbeam
I like faes and my Ao3 user is isoldmysoultothefae and your girl is indecisive when it comes to users
Open tags
I want my nickname to be crow so itâs my online name and Iâm very gay
@whoopcacao @woahlookatthatcoolbird @eggsuperiority @ameliasmith1313 @heyimriver @bisexualawesomeness
One of my favorite memes is the "look at all those chickens", I like birds and a word I use alot is Woah
@qwerty-sky @legendaryllamawolf @stargazer56cipher @fishymari @rooksterooni @astrax-nemo @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @oddity101 + anyone who also wants to!
purely because i searched âlatin names for star thingsâ one day which somehow shortened to astrax over time and then nemo because. fish
@seizetheday1 @commiemare @nicryukyo
@rapidminecrafter @kweeche @allaboutofmusicwithibukimioda @sunshine-snake @eefogirl @forgetful-crowe @astelbanana @littlechaoscryptid @gloomycoffinn and anyone else whoâd like to join
'sunshine-snake' because "sunshine" i just decided oneday i was going to be my online name, and snake since i kind of make a hissing sound (that sounds like a snake) when i laugh sometimes :3
open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf
um
mae is in my name umm and i needed to find a word that had may in it so uhh
so uhâŚâŚ mae dae .,, . , .. ,, x , ye
ok
@artsyarmy7 @arghthisdoesntwork @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @cantspellanexitey @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @firestar1998 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @phoenixrainsfire413 @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xxsolaren @xilospace @yourlocalavian +opentags :1
Hmmmmmmmmmmm Prob because in Roblox every one called me Violet but I added the Rosie because it was the name of my dog plushie that I lost in 4th grade and cookie because I like cookies so that's why I picked VioletRosieCookie :]
Open tags bc I'm lazy heh Violet Out ><
Fuck mine has lore...
So my.first username was wendigoweirdo but someone told me that it was offensive to native American tribes so I changed it to willow weirdo. And then I just felt like adding the daydreamer because that's was I am :3
@hrrrrt-of-mxsic1128 @dazaisfavbitch @thatgurlrose @sage0clock @jacksfoxevangeline
back when my username was @/pipermcleandaugterofaphrodite, I saw a post by a Cherokee person talking about how much they hate Piper and that she's not representation because she's stereotypes with legs (fair enough). I'm white, so I have no right to have myself connected to people my ancestors hurt, so I changed my user to what it is now because I'm also Evangeline Fox fictionkin
Moots:
@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @alien-in-washington @lexi-is-short @cleaning-spray-offical @arson-the-artificer-offical @written-by-music @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @rosedmcenjoyer @confusedfroggirl @thevoidlapidarym @shadow-vex @cicadabee @anonymousdoggie @chickfila-offical @aviewtodeath @livviedaltonvintagedoll @goodplayproductions @ravenswritingdesk231 @allisteristired @duckwithdeviousintent @iminyourbedsheets @nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine @hypnopompic-decay @elliotsaqueenfan @ilovecoveysongs @alchemy-and-royalty @monster-of-the-margins @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil
alright so my first username was skzfangirl143 because i was a skz ult back then and 143 from their song case 143 !! eventually i started stanning more groups and realized SKZfangirl143 didn't cover it so i changed it to written-by-music because i do spend a lot of time listening to music and a lot of the time music and my mood do correlate!
tags: @ivoraaahills @swirled-with-ink @slut-for-han-jisung @heroz-zz @zawranq @atetheluck @phiapiled @phaelusion @randomfriendlyloser @soda-sprite + all of my other moots!
thx for the tag kayy!! <3
i used to be 'grape-soda-and-impish-behaviour' because i was drinking grape soda a lot and one of my main ocs at the time was called imp then i deactivated and came back as 'soda-imp' cause it was shorter yet still matched my purple theme and mood ^^
and then i changed it to 'soda-sprite' because my theme was sort of greenish with a fairycore vibe to it and my mood was more 'spritely' but i still liked soda and also still wanted to be recognisable to my moots so i kept the soda bit and i haven't changed it since!! :D
i've been thinking of changing it to soda-pop [what some of my moots call me and also the 'pop' bit matches my party theme] though... unsure! :]
taglist: @twistedangelboness @st4ry3mi @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @boyfa1lure @sushigeeg @fruitbattys @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @extra-extra-unhinged @skyrigel @melancholic-whimsy @aamtreeanalogy @tsynssarus @written-by-music @ocean-v1ew @phaelusion @potatoanarchist @vickysnowpawz @citric-citrus @damsel-understresss @mechanical-deer @sunnaestt @ilikesheeppp @arliarolli @itsmesuhasini + open tags!! ^^
ayo thx for the tag ( rant under the cut >:> )
Okay, so my real username wasn't actually supposed to be potatoanarchist, I made that up on a whim and I have a mind to change it. It was supposed to be Xaosix, and for a very personal reason.
To keep it as simple as possible for you, someone I knew died a while back. I had known them for my entire life--seriously, they were around since I was a baby. We had a nickname for them and that's why the six that's apart of my username. I'm not specifying what the nickname was.
The other part of my username is a reference to my mom's name. No, her name doesn't start with X. It starts with J, but I've decided to keep it as X to make a little XO sort of w/ the Xaosix. In case you can't see it
XaOsix
The XO is for both her and the person.
If I end up changing my user or online name twenty times and twenty times again, this is something that will always remain the same. It just...hits a bit different when people call me that instead of potato.
As for potatoanarchist...yeah, the reason is a tad sad, too. I've had this...mentality for the past few years that has proven to be incredibly detrimental. And I've always tried to get rid of it, like an anarchist would their government, but it's always felt too small. Like a potato. But then I smiled and got the idea that maybe I could make somebody smile with that username, a small thing ( a potato ) lightening their mood ( anarchist ). So I kept it.
You'll soon notice a lot of the decisions I make are born from personal experiences/ideas.
Deepest apologizes if this just depressed you and ruined the mood of this entire tag game đ extra sorry if you were already tagged I really don't know
@forgfrogg @unexpectedly-wizardposting @burnttoast7272 @biroasedemon @daydreamz333 @firestar1998 @callmesmth @hattonthehatman @formulaparkolympian @trafficcat @mustard-in-a-bottle @iamsriiiiiiii @vulpyabby @epichermesholymoly @elizabethmdejess @thescrollkeeperswife @blank-kitty @jaybirddrawsthings7 @snarkysnack09 @ludwigwormwood @rusty-spooooooooon @l-zah1ra @firefly247 @st4ry3mi @randomperson2009 @lunathetunaaa @raccoonico @maybemarz @kirapjo0818 @one-million-beers @coisinha1-14-1 @writingwithoutconfidence @temisjanaina @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @lexi-arts @tehizel @theblackberryhimself @vixiestarfrost @lmanburglogs @obsidiansandwich @vickysnowpawz @novnovv + open tags ig
honestly my user comes from my youtube user, but that comes from EPIC: The Musical, my favorite character being Hermes lol
yeah mine's kinda boring lol
@river22463 @lilspark-offical @p0pr0x1an @st4rzk4ndee @cams-rambles @tadctonorway @deemondude @loch-nes-dragon
im gonna start with my old one which is alot better
My old username was caine-the-chair-smacker
Why?
Because In third grade I was um.. lets say a chaotic child and was not on the right pills for My ever so present ADHD. This was the second year I was on a med like that and the perscription changed. My modu wasn't handling it too well so I was a 3-4 foot ball of blonde anger. My third grade teacher must have done /said something to piss me off. So using all might of a third grader i had.. i picked up on of those those chairs ( there was no desk on them) and SMACKED my third grade teacher with it. I got in trouble and she hated me after that but I wasn't moved to a different teacher which was weird.
My new one is just my name and rambles because I like to ramble
So yeah. You know what I did in third grade
@alastormooseboi
@booknerd2712
uHhhh mine I just like books and I call myself a nerd. And the numbers 2712 are important to me but I won't specify
@cmaymanuel
@feralgoatman
Oh dear, my username has a lot of lore behind it as Iâve based it off of my OC whoâs book Iâve been planning and writing for about 3 years.
Feral has changed to âFarrellâ to make it an actual name, but I kept the simple âFeralâ for my usernames for the fun of it, and it has âgoatâ because Farrell is a satyr.
I would go into the lore of my character, but thatâs⌠a lot⌠to write so⌠yeah
@hotflatwaffle @lindwyrmrelinquished @j-pin-stuff @s0f-arg2010 @entostick
(I tagged all the people whoâs usernames make me curious⌠ofc I know the story behind HotFlatWaffle, but itâs fun)
Mine is simple, Sof is the short for my name (sofia) and arg is cause of Argentina, I wont say what the numbers mean tho
@charlie-vr @kzo4reall @amethystgoddessalt (cant find ur main srry) @cmaymanuel (ik you were alredy tagged but idc) @eyesore-boi @reaperdrawsart
it's my name. V stands for my middle name (Valenty (masc) Valentyna (fem)- i use them interchangebly depending on my mood) and R because it looks cool
@skeebeedeethesequel @serza5 @axymoron @insultedaxe @unluckedtj
I just like saying skeebeedee a lot irl so when I was making my blog itâs the first thing that came to mind
@mang0chees3 @do-wap-bada-do-wap-bada-do-wap @stellar-entity @dragonnon
I just got into will wood and wanted my username to be "imemyself" (a song from him) but it was taken so i just went with 1memyself or something then i decided why not use the first lyrics in that song so yeah that happend
@forcesofnaturepokevids @melda0m3 @squirpies
I genuinely don't remember the origin of melda. It's just been existing forever tbh. Definitely has something to do with little me's zelda love, but not sure what
@leniiskindacool @pennyroyald @super-powerful-queen-reyna @toxetta @never-wake-up @one-step-at-a-time25
Never wake up from this long daydream was too long for a wattpad username and I got attached to just nwu :)
Open tags
yumeshipped too hard
@call-me-copycat, @nighthide-and-shotos-w1fe , @call-me-chips , @suchioid , @kion828
Well, @amiko-aizawa was when I created my very first mha oc and didn't know what to call myself online back then. Nowadays, nighthide-and-shotos-w1fe is because I am a simp for shinso and Todoroki đ
@withered-blossomz - @nikoandmoochi - @roseytheangel - @b3rrib0i - @i-hate-you3000 - @largefound đ
oh i just thought it would be funny to do the opposite of what Morgan said to Tony in Marvels: Endgame ("I love you 3000") lol
hmmmmmmm
@aliteralstickofcelery, @localcelestialcreature62, @common-writers-fly-sometimes, @angelbvn
and anyone else who wants to join :3c
My nickname/sort of chosen name before I decided on my final name was Celery so I added more words :)
no tags (yet,mmight change) because I can't see well enough

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this too shall pass but the fuck was that for
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
Write it badly or it'll never be written
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god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
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papa...
ppl are so annoying âyou canât paint ur bedroom pink youâre an adultâ i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to âthink about the futureâ
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as â14 year old girl purpleâ (through whatâs wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I donât know, even if theyâre not what I want as an adult). They didnât believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a âdark purpleâ, it would be âdepressingâ. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.
I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.
But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, âOh yeah, thatâs really pretty.â (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)
And the moral of the story is: Fuck âem, please yourself. Either theyâll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.
This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be âmatureâ about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that Iâm 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, Iâm just like âmarriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.â If they donât like it then they donât have to come to my wedding.
https://xkcd.com/150/
I would like you all to view my office. Iâm thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me
Iâm thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesnât mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.
GROWING UP DOESNâT MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
GROWING UP DOESNâT
MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I have told this story before, and I will tell it again, because I am An Old now and repeating stories forever is our prerogative:
When I bought my house, the kitchen was multiple shades of dingy white. It was dismal, but it was now mine! So went to the hardware store for paint (well, several trips, painted swatches on panel, etc â Iâm very picky. But this was the final, ârealâ trip). It was a busy day in the paint section. There were at least five people behind me in line.
Now, remember, latex paint is slightly lighter and brighter when wet than it is when dry. And Iâd decided to paint my kitchen candy-apple red. The hardware store employee took my gallon off the Paint Jiggler and cracked it open to put a dab on the top, revealing the most incredibly deep pink, and behind me I hear the entire line of people say,
âOh my god.â
âŚin perfect chorus.
I did not realize up until that moment that shocking a crowd of strangers with my paint color choices was a life goal, but at that moment I felt an absolutely overwhelming sense of achievement.
This is the door to my garage. It used to be white. Live your best life.
Mischief the cat says âWho goes there?â
Every visiting friend says âThis is so cool.â
If youâre looking for an excuse to do some decorating that will make your soul sing, this entire thread is your sign to do it and donât look back!
This is the door to
my garage. It used to be
white. Live your best life.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Iâm 35. I have been told my place looks like maybe a LP fan lives there.
Not sure what they mean.
When I first moved into my place, I painted the spare room, that eventually became my office, lime green, the kind of lime green that glows down the corridor when I open the door - The colour was only available as an âaccent colourâ in the section of paints intended for childrenâs playrooms, and in the shop I got a lot of âOh your son will love this!â And from people I knew I got a lot of âOh well, youâre 21 now, youâre basically a teenager, this is a terrible idea, youâll hate it and need to pull out all the furniture to repaint it.â And I have to report that I am now in my forties and my office still looks like this, and it makes me smile every time I see it.
this is such a modern idea, too
not decorating trends; those have always existed. but the idea that color and decoration is inherently childish
this is the dining room at the Eustis Estate in Milton, Massachusetts, from 1878 (where I used to work, briefly). the walls are TEXTURED MICA SHIMMER on a green background. Adult Space For Adults!
A jewelry shop in Paris c. 1901. kids canât buy jewelry!
who can forget the classic 1950s colorful bathroom? Iâm not a huge fan, but still! adult space! bright colors; decorative designs!
meanwhile âyouâre immature if you like Art Nouveauâ is a hot take Iâve really, seriously seen on this webbed site (only once, thank the gods). I donât know who started this, but Iâm going to kill them
I think a lot of it stems from the ubiquitous Waterhouse prints that were sold on college campuses for 20 years. like why would I get a free pass if it were Monet instead Western culture is stupid. The entire point of being an adult is breakfast for dinner and cake for breakfast and dying with the most toys.
instantly decided to reblog when i got to GROWING UP DOESNâT MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
The examples of decorated homes above are both either modern or upper class, which makes it easy to dismiss because âsure the rich people have beautiful homesâ and âsure, modern middle-class people have lots of color in their homes.â
So hereâs two examples of traditional Norwegian farmhouse interiors. You know. The kinds of places peasants live in.
This type of painting is called ârosemalingâ and today you usually find it on, like, carved wooden bowls and such that are only used for decoration. But back two centuries ago, it was very common to find the interiors of homes covered in it, in projects that were painted little by little over the decades. Because itâs beautiful to look at, paint is the cheapest way of decorating your house, and what else are you going to do on the long winter nights when itâs too dark and cold to work outdoors?
But mostly, they did it because it made them happy, and it was beautiful.
Those old peasants were on to something, I think.