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is it bad that it came at a GREAT shock to me as a kid when learning that that hawaii wasn't its own country but an american state which i think is fucking stupid. my logic back then was "what the fuck are americans even doing there". my logic today is still the same. what the fuck!!!!!!

Free Hawaii. State-ify Puerto Rico so we (USA) have to actually legally care about what we do to/with the land and people there BECAUSE we already treat it as a state without any of the legal benefits they'd get from BEING ONE. Also, you could leave the flag the same. This is my Hot Take for the day.

i’m just curious, is there any artist(s)who you know their entire discography… like everything they ever made is just imprinted in the back of your mind

Something about me is that due to Allergy Reasons I have had extremely little fast food in my life but a culvers location has opened near me and this particular one will let you ask for gluten free fries & I haven't stopped thinking about them. I need more. The texture is so much better than the baked fries I've been having at home. I need Oil. I feel like the united states military

Being a celiac haver whose family went gluten free when I was a baby so I simply haven't Had a lot of Normal People Foods makes me feel like a space alien but it's so good when I Do get to have them. Just found out about fries. Like fried in oil fries. They come in a little paper cup and everything. I'm entering my fries era

Vulcan in starfleet who starts trying Earth foods & gets really into various forms of fried potatoes. It's similar to some baked plomeek bullshit they ate at home but a little bit heavier which is nice for staying warm in the colder climate. Having a great time with a completely blank expression

And that Vulcan's name is Sēliak

That's so fucking true. I love them. They can't digest the proteins in certain grains because they don't exist on their planet

Update: she has already accepted her human coparents, but the cozy nest under the drafting table isn't good enough. I had to stop her moving the family into my closet.

You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.

there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this

happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication