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You’ve been sentenced to 400 years for multiple murders. It’s been 399 years and your jailers are starting to get nervous.
I was twenty… twenty-five, I think?… when I was sentenced. Four hundred years was a length of time I couldn’t even imagine. It was a length of time I don’t think anyone could imagine, even the judge. It was just a big showy number that let everyone know I’d never see the light of day again. The mages who cast the spells were dramatic about it, practically shouting the part about ‘until death claims you, or four hundred years hath passed, forsooth, thou shalt be imprisoned here’. They don’t waste that kind of magic on most prisoners, but I was special.
The Slayer, they called me then. The Monster of Sentan. I’d killed nineteen people… I remember that number because I was so furious that they stopped me so close to my goal of twenty-one. And I didn’t just kill ordinary people, no, but the Chosen of the Gods. The Great and Good. They were terrified of me. So they locked me away, to die forgotten.
It had been a little less than a hundred years when the king died without heir, and a civil war tore the country apart. When the fighting was all over, the losers were dragged down to the deepest cells under the castle, and the new king and his soldiers stopped and stared at me. “Who… who is this?” he asked, frowning. “Some victim of the usurper?”
People like cooks and jailers and scrubbers don’t change as easily as kings. The same man who’d been bringing me my meals since there was still brown in his hair and beard shuffled forward, hunched and grey now. “No, yer majesty,” he said humbly. “That be a special prisoner, from before the old king died.”
“Special? Special how?” He frowned, moving closer to my cell. “The old king died more than ten years ago. This woman must have been a child then. What could she have done to - “
“Don’t get too close, yer majesty,” the old man said sharply. “That’s the Monster of Sentan… an’ she bites.”
That was true. I do bite.
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there should be like secret extra editions of dnd that wotc denounces as false like christian apocrypha
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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
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Boy am i glad that the con has a facebook page so i can post this photo:
A trad music session I'm in played an hour long set at the county fair once. There were maybe 15 of us, but most of them were 'heads down' players, focused on their own instrument and not what was going on around them, so no one but me saw the woman with a kangaroo in a sling in the front row.
When we got done I was all "Oh my god, did you see the KANGAROO?" And all these people whom I actually know (not random internet strangers) tried to convince me I had to be wrong and I'd "just seen a dog." Friends, it's BIG BABY KANGAROO LEGS were sticking out the back of the sling. They joked that I was delusional.
Jokes on them. We were all waiting for the shuttle bus back to parking, and who should join us at the bus stop? KANGAROO SLING LADY.
Suck it, haters. Surprise kangaroos happen in real life!

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Wild serendipity! I saw this a bit over a werk ago. I was completely unaware of any Mexican harp tradition, and was tickled to have my assumptions revealed and broken, and to hear a very different type of harp music.
The NEXT DAY I went up to fiddle camp and saw Los Originarios del Plan play, and the next werk i took a bunch of workshops from them, learning the fiddle parts of Arpa Grande tunes!
I just got back from Fiddle Tunes. Hard to believe i was last there seven years go, and first there decades ago. Rather rewarding to recognize how far I've come in ability to pick tunes up on the fly. Even when tuning AEAC# for the first time.
AND — huge news! — I was able to sketch concerts! In pen!! Like I could before the horrible thumb injury (albeit a bit looser).
See?
Head full of tunes, heart full of happy.
Got home Sunday, leaving Thursday for the Oregon Country Fair. Told my sweety we had three nights to practice swords before i went away for more aggressive peace and nonviolence.
before my egg cracked, i had noticed that trans people were often pro-accessibility and up-to-date on the needs of disabled people, but i hadn’t seen any inherent connection between the two (other than the obvious minority-looking-out-for-other-minority thing). but now that i’m trans and medically transitioning, and i have to constantly repeat myself while talking to doctors and nurses, and explain things about my own anatomy to medical staff who should already know this, and having every single problem i might have blamed on my “condition” so nothing i say is taken seriously, all of the sudden i have a little sneak peak into the life of someone who has to deal with this all the time. like shit bro, being disabled probably sucks ass, someone should do something about this
happy disability pride month, we all deserve autonomy and respect and access to medication
oh hell yes an open askbox. builds a nest in it
Aw man I can't remove that bc of the migratory blogger treaty act of 1918. very well.
Fiddle camp, day 2:
Went to an antique store in downtown Port Townsend and found my next instrument! I'm gonna be SUCH a hit at the morning workshops!

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Headline: "Why Emerald Downs is struggling to get horses to fill out racecards"
Me: "Because they are HORSES and DO NOT HAVE THUMBS."
(and yes, I know what they mean, but the mental image of a horse being asked to fill out its own statistics for the paperwork is still sending me.)
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telling you about their dreams
People need to be told this more often. Especially the wankers who keep supporting the billionaires. They're not going to give it to you.
"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

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i do wish the response to the ai water usage concern debate (umm actually the water and mineral usage is roughly equivalent to all of our other constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction etc etc etc) was less of a "haha checkmate luddites" and more of a "hmm maybe we should reevaluate our usage of constantly growing massive distributed information systems that require enormous amounts of resource extraction" but idk
there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try