Mintchips marshmallow cookies

[cooing at a picture of a baby bird] awwwwww so cute. awwwww so cutes. awwwso cutes. awwwww [face grows cold and distant as my motherly instincts kick in] if the unit does not generate surplus value it must be destroyed

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

every time I think about my gender I get confused so I simply stopped thinking about it. it is not my problem

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

anyway nothing dramatic happened with my blog I accidentally deleted it almost seven years ago and then immediately remade when it couldn't be restored

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

devil may happy :)

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

Hypothesis: Magic the Gathering players are stinky as a defense mechanism against each other

Didn't yugioh tournaments have to ban a card where you have to shake your opponent's hand, specifically because some players weaponised their gamer gunk and made sure to be so filthy that the opponent would rather lose the game than be willing to touch them.