the glue that traps

dude there's a konik polny in my room i don't remember the english name

that one bro who's either dumb as shit or a master ragebaiter

i got my tablet back and i genly got no idea what to draw. i think i promised someone something but i can't remember

fuck i totally just heard my skirt rip but can't see where damn

that one girl in my friend group that i know has other group she likes more so that means she doesn't gaf abt us that much but it's awesome because she's not afraid to say wild shit that i lowkey agree with

you guys need to be a little meaner to me a lot of my jokes depend on that

i love denying my physiological needs because i "don't feel like it"

onion rings onion rings onion rings onion rings. with mayonnaise

won one of those powerful lasers at an arcade. i feel like i should not be trusted with that

*watching a video essey* this could've been an email

hi who wants my 4 person servings of the worst pudding i've ever ate in my life

do y'all even know the joy of eating raw wheat