Hocus Pocus Hyperfocus

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

do y’all remember usernames??? from back when every fuckin website didn’t need your email phone number home address social security number just to join/sign up for something?? when you could make website-specific accounts that weren’t linked to literally anything else??? they tried to boil us like a frog slowly switching to “username/email” and then just asking for your email. but I remember. I remember usernames.

its really darkly funny that so many public figures keep dying "of cardiac complications after a brief illness" like wow y'all are Never ever going to say the word COVID huh.

They used to say "complications from pneumonia" instead of AIDS.

its really darkly funny that so many public figures keep dying "of cardiac complications after a brief illness" like wow y'all are Never ever going to say the word COVID huh.

They used to say "complications from pneumonia" instead of AIDS.

thinking about creatures.

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

need kcd3 to have a dialogue option at the beginning to continue the hans romance (like theresa in 2) and if you pick it you start the game with some terrible cringe love poetry in your inventory

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability