it’s always disco in elysium

i heard in the live action they’re giving kaladin estrogen

happy 4 year anniversary jh fans

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

officical michigan post

I know the only reason that people aren't crazy for terminator on here is because there's not another dude to ship Kyle reese with but you must put aside your yaoi goggles and realize that Sarah Connor, insane war criminal single mom who decided to teach her kid how to make pipe bombs before he learned to read and self appointed doomsday prophet, is the best character of all time

She got told her kid was going to grow up to save the world so as soon as he could walk she fled to Colombia so she could find a deserter green beret to teach him guerilla tactics but she made him pancakes out of powdered mris so he would turn out normal. Worst woman in the WORLD I love her

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.