Vaguely technical

latex kink? no, you misread, i wrote LaTeX kink. can you typeset my lab report while i jack off

*oh* my hbox, it's so overfull

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is

Actually, they find that term judgmental and offensive, they self-identify as a That-Which-Gives-Life-Meaning Cult. And they're saying that they're gonna Give Meaning to the Life of one hostage every hour until we agree to stop producing antibiotics so that nature can take its intended course. Or until all the hostage's lives are super meaningful. Whichever comes first

You know, the fact that there are so many people who even know what "Mr Hands", "Funkytown", etc etc even are definitely could make a case for generational trauma being a thing.

One of my closest friends who I met on a Minecraft server 10 years ago told me where he lived by saying it was where Mr. Hands happened.

Yall this is a Clickhole bit I thought you could tell from the format and that shade of orange at the end

it is kind of crazy that american leftists spend so much time convincing themselves they live in like a developing country

We literally have legalized slavery and shit like the highest mortality rate from preventable diseases compared to any other developed western nation….

note though, that it's on par with south america and india/russia, while other far developed places like europe, japan, australia and canada are many shades lighter, usamerica isn't an undeveloped country, but it sure isn't as developed as your making it out to be

saying this as mildly as possible but the anti ai posting tenor on this website (not last post, but in general - i have been biting my tongue for a long long time) is one generally oriented towards a maximal amount of self-righteousness. in my experience, self-righteousness only ever produces martyrdom and a punitive desire for "justice" that can never quite be quenched. none of it is actually conducive towards good politics around the matter in question, least of all ai, which is frankly poorly understood and thought about on here. a little more compassion and thoughtfulness and a little less solipsistic self-absorption perhaps is in order.