Step one: assume there is a trick

so you're all still here, huh? how lovely it is, to see you again. I've recently been trying to construct a facsimile of wakeful death, but for myriad reasons am moving on now to other endeavors. What have you been up to?

$800 seems like a lot of money to spend but it's really only 8 or 9 days where you spend $100

>< stepbro what are you doing that's my dominant pole ><

At some point John Darnielle spoke about how he used to think he could write fiction, but was wrong about this. Because all fiction is autobiographical. Because even when you're writing a story completely removed from your own life it works its way in, in what you fail to write about especially. The span of your life's experience casting a shadow on your 'fiction'. I believe this is true in a deep way. Often one reveals what one doesn't know when they generate text, especially in the removed. No prodigy novelists, etc, etc. Anyway I've had a lot of trouble finding the interview where he talks about this. It's a frequent theme for him. But there's a specific variation in my memory. Alas!

the thing about lysenkoism is that the vast majority of you would just clearly have believed it. In the same way that it's possible to look at whether you're against factory farming today and work backwards to how you would've felt about slavery in 1826: it's possible to understand your counterfactual belief in lysenkoism by asking about–*GUNSHOT*

On a date with a girl and she starts going on a rant about how the Jews control everything but it's obvious that she thinks this is really good news.

People complain about the dialog in ratfic being too 'direct'. But in my real experience of my real life the important characters do directly tell me about their internal emotional state. And their clever schemes. And their excel sheet for masturbation. Also all the puns and the expository stuff. It's the rest of you who talk weird.

I love to unblock posters and immediately discover that all of you were doing much more discourse than I'd previously imagined, but also that it's silly and across a large inferential gap. I suppose I shall leave it like this for a few days, in the interest of not being in a bubble.